I'm Shady

I'm your brother when you need some new weed to set you free
And shoot me twenty five times in the same spot
I'm Shady
I'm your brother when you need some new weed to set you free
Tonight I think I'll write my biggest fan a 'Fuck you' letter

Sold a billion tapes and still screamed fuck the world
I like happy things, I'm really calm and peaceful
Purple haze and acid raindrops

You know me, I'm your friend when you need a mini thin, Slim Shady
You know me, I'm your friend when you need a mini thin, Slim Shady
It's not syphilis, and as for bein' AIDS infested

That's why I'm still broke and had the number one club hit

While I blow my brain out, took a see what it feels like
I'm your brother when you need some new weed to set you free
How you wanna scare somebody with a gun threat
'Cause your wife says this is the biggest knife she ever saw in her life
Don't do crack, don't do coke, I do smoke weed

When they're high off of drugs they haven't even done yet

I got mushrooms, I got acid, I got tabs and aspirin tablets
I told you I was Shady, yo, y'all didn't wanna believe me
Stop they blood flow 'til they veins clot
So fuck it, I've got herpes while we're on the subject
Yo, I listen to your demo tape and act like I don't like it
I like funny things that make me happy and gleeful
Gotta make 'em fear you before you make 'em feel you
Do drink beer, I just wanna make a few things clear
Don't do smack, I do do shrooms
And this is how I am in real life
So bring the money by tonight
And if I told you I had AIDS y'all would play it
I'm Shady

Bad Boy, I told you that I can't stop
Like when my teacher sucked my wee-wee in preschool
So come and kill me while my name's hot

Shaved my armpits and wore a tank top
So everybody buy my shit or I’ma come and kill you
I'm Shady

The ill type, I stab myself with a steel spike
You know me, I'm your friend when you need a mini thin, Slim Shady
Six months later you hear your lyrics on my shit
I need a pain shot, and a shot of plain scotch
People don't buy shit no more they just dub it
My baby mama's not dead, she's still alive and bitchin'
And I don't have herpes, my dick's just itchin'
Think I've got a generation brainwashed
I do take pills, don't do speed
Gave you all the finger and told you to sit and twirl

I got mushrooms, I got acid, I got tabs and aspirin tablets
Shoot up the playground and tell the kids to stay in school
To pop pills and smoke pot till they brains rot

I like birds, bees, I like people
I got mushrooms, I got acid, I got tabs and aspirin tablets

I don't know yet, I'm too scared to get tested

Spike the punch at the party and drain pop
'Cause you stupid motherfuckers think I'm playin' when I say it
I don't want to just die a normal death, I wanna be killed twice

'Cause I'm the one they can relate to and look up to better
I try to keep it positive and play it cool
But they love it when you make your business public