Come on everybody, get down tonight
Come on everybody, get down tonight
'Coz I don't even remember the words to my shit
I guess I'm just a sick, sick bastard
You wanna get high, here bitch just sniff this
To the floorboard of my Ford
Come on everybody, get down tonight
Come on everybody, get down tonight
Come on everybody, get down tonight
'Coz I don't give a fuck, like my middle finger was stuck
'Coz they think that I'm a motherfuckin' Beastie Boy
Come on everybody, get down tonight
My favorite color is red
Crushed up the Tylenol then ate it with a dipstick
I got a wardrobe with an orange robe
Got bitches on my jock out in East Detroit
Smoked out till I started bustin' freestyles
From Kurt Cobain's head
Made a couple of crank calls collect
That's why I write songs where I die at the end
Come on everybody, get down tonight
And murder every rich rapper that I'm jealous of
I told the doc I need a change in sickness
And if you ever see a video for this shit
Women all grabbin' at my shishkabob
Come on everybody, get down tonight
Come on everybody, get down tonight
Wait, I mean I've lost my mind I can't find it
Come on everybody, get down tonight
And I'll be standin' by the Loch Ness monster"
I'm freestylin' every verse that I spit
Yo, I only cuss to make your mom upset
G I don't know he might be
So just remember when I bomb your set
I'll probably be dressed up like a mummy with my wrists slit
Broke out then I dipped quick back to the crib, put on lipstick
Come on everybody, get down tonight
Come on everybody, get down tonight
I gave a girl herpes in exchange for syphalis
Come on everybody, get down tonight
This is my dancing room can you hear me?
Put my L.P on your Christmas gift list
I told 'em, "Meet me at Kid Rock's next concert
Come on everybody, get down tonight
Come on everybody, get down tonight
Come on everybody, get down tonight
Come on everybody, get down tonight
Come on everybody, get down tonight
And I was waving it at everybody screamin' "I suck"
Come on everybody, get down tonight
Come on everybody, get down tonight
"Ken Kaniff from Connecticut, can you accept?"
I'm peace out then I jetted to the weed house
Fuck rap, I'm givin' it up y'all, I'm sorry
So I told 'em I was Mike D, it was like
I wanna make songs all the fellas dub
Come on everybody, get down tonight
Like the blood shed
I'm bored out of my gord
I'm in the fourth row signin' autographs until my show
When he shot himself dead
Come on everybody, get down tonight
So I took a hammer and nailed my foot
Come on everybody, get down tonight
Come on everybody, get down tonight
Shit I got full blown AID's and a sore throat
Come on everybody, get down tonight
Come on everybody, get down tonight
You thought I was livid now I'm even more so
And yell out loud "All of y'all get the hell out now"
I tried suicide once and I'll try it again
But Eminem this is your record release party
Bought Lauryn Hill's tape so her kids could starve
I just remembered that I'm absent minded
One Excederin tablet short of a full medicine cabinet
Come on everybody, get down tonight
I go on stage in front of a sellout crowd
I feel like my head has been shredded like lettuce and cabbage
Come on everybody, get down tonight
Just one sandwich short of a picnic basket
