Well I'm out now, and this time
Sheriffs couldn't stop 'em, quickest damn gun slinger I've ever seen
Cold enough to make the seasons change into freezing rain
And when I go to hell and I'm gettin ready to leave
And I ain't gone leave you a window to jump out of
To kill my soul after I'm dead
But their spirits still live on till this day
Dismissal, I'm not a fair man, disgraced the race of a atheist
Twenty years ago, two outlaws took this whole town over
He's evil, and I'm bad like Steve Segal
I translate when my voice is read through a seismograph
Got shot in the back comin' out of that ol' saloon
We ain't eager to be legal
Against peaceful, see you in hell for the sequel
Who hard? yo I done heard worse
We can get in two cars and accelerate at each other
Got murdered in cold blood, that ol' saloon there was their lil' home
Away from home, they say the ghosts of bad and evil still live
To see which one'll swerve first
We'll be waitin', See you in hell
Two of the most wanted individuals in the county
From all of angles of us, flash a mack loud enough
Stop, they know it's us
When I stab myself in the knee with a diseased needle
Told him each one of his boys is dead
Made Jesse James and Billy the Kid look like law-abiding citizens
I spray a hundred, man until they joint chains
I don't speak, I float in the air wrapped in a sheet
To cast a avalanche and bust till volcanoes erupt
Piss on a flag and burn it, murder you then come to your funeral
{And so that's the story when bad meets evil
We're comin' to get you
I'm blazin' MC's, at the same time amazin' MC's
I used to be a loudmouth, remember me?
'Cuz this is what happens when bad meets evil
When in danger it's funny actually my flavor's similar to a waiter
And we hit the trees till we look like Vietnamese people
'Cuz this is what happens when bad meets evil
In my past life when the black knight mounted the white horse
Whippin' human ass, throwin' blows crackin' jaws
Collaborating, attemptin' to take over the earth
Wall Street, Royce Da Five-Nine, Slim Shady
Wit my fists wrapped in gauze, dipped in glue and glass
It's too bad they had to go out the way they did
Serve this lobbyist, strangle your body then confirm you
That of a globe on top of nine other planets
I breathe ether in three amounts
I'm comin' back to blow your house up
Till the evilness flows through his blood like poisonous lead
Kissed the cheek of the devil, intelligence level is hellier than
Releasin' rage on anybody in squeezing range
Treble peakin' on speakers in the ghetto
Bad meets evil, what? Till next time
I'm not a real person, I'm a ghost trapped in a beat
Give me two fat tabs and three shrooms
See you in hell for the sequel, bye bye
So please leave me with the keys to your jeep eagle
Hello? Billy, aiyyo what's up
One track sliced without swords, I buried the Christ corpse
He's insane, no I'm not, I just want to shoot up
In that tavern and on a quiet night, you can still hear the footsteps of Slim Shady and Royce Da Five-Nine
I'ma put air in a bag and charge people to breathe
Trapped him in his room, possessed him and hoist his bed
I'm the one who burned your house down
Intercepting missiles wit my bare hands like a patriot
While slippin' bullets at point blank range like they was punches
We hit the trees till we look like Vietnamese people
And a noise is bred, picked up and transmitted through Royce's head
And stay over-worked, its like the Nazis in the nations
Above the law 'cuz I don't agree wit police either
And you won't see me like fat people in steam rooms
Two blind bandits panic, whose mental capacity holds
Somehow MC's ain't that eye-brow raisin' to me
The disaster wit dreads
He's Evil, and I'm Bad like Steve Segal
'Cuz I serve any stranger with money
And I'm pissed off 'cuz I can't find a decent vain
I asked him to come to the dark side, he made a choice and said
I'm bad enough to commit suicide and survive long enough
