Who Knew

I'm like, "Guidance, ain't they got the same moms and dads
(I never knew I)
I don't do black music, I don't do white music
But don't blame me, when lil' Eric jumps off of the terrace

And told me that my tape taught 'em to swear
I put lives at risk, when I drive like this
I never knew I, knew I would get this big

I never knew I, knew I'd effect this kid
If you woulda been, in my shoes, who woulda thought?
(I never knew I)
Where he's shootin' all sorts of these motherfuckers with a Uzi
I never knew I'd, get him to hit this bitch, I never knew I'd
I never knew I'd, get him to slit his wrist
I couldn't sneak a plastic pellet gun through customs over in London
I sees three little kids, up in the front row

Man I'm just as fucked up as you woulda been
So who's bringin' the guns in this country?
I never knew I'd, get him to hit this bitch
(I never knew I)

You shoulda been watchin' him, apparently you ain't parents
Who woulda knew?
(I never knew I)
I never knew I, knew I'd effect this kid
Who got mad when I asked, if they liked violence?"
I don't got that bad of a mouth, do I?

I never knew I'd, get him to slit his wrist

(I never knew I)
I never knew I'd, get him to slit his wrist
I never knew I'd, get him to hit this bitch
Skibbedy be bop, a Christopher Reeves
Screamin, "Go", with their seventeen year old uncle
I never knew I, knew I would get this big

I'm sorry, there must be a mix up
If nineteen million motherfuckers grew to be just like me?
I never knew I'd, get him to slit his wrist
And these motherfuckers hit the ceiling
I never knew I, knew I'd effect this kid
Who'da known?
Slim Shady would be somethin' that you woulda bought
Her, him, is it you, is it them?
'Cause I never knew I, knew I would get this big
Fuck that, take drugs, rape sluts
I never knew I, knew I'd effect this kid
Get aware, wake up, get a sense of humor
I never knew I'd, get him to hit this bitch

So how much easier would life be
Shit, you probably think I'm in your tape deck now
And sells a couple of million records
Fuck, what a story
And last week, I seen a Schwarzenegger movie
Ducked the fuck way down, waitin' to straight jump out

I never knew I'd, get him to slit his wrist
And 'Fuck' was the first word I ever learned
Peed on, be on free lunch, and change school every three months
I never knew I, knew I would get this big
Mic check, one two
And run up in the school shootin'
And hit the hydrant, so you can't put your burnin' furniture out
(I never knew I)
Damn! How much damage can you do with a pen?
Put it over your mouth, and grab you by the face, what now?
So read up, about how I used to get beat up
Fucked up after I beat her fuckin' ass every night
When his bus driver's screamin' at him, fuckin' him up worse
So tell me, that your son doesn't know any cuss words
I never knew I, knew I'd effect this kid
Quit tryin' to censor music, this is for your kid's amusement
Take my fuckin' eyeballs out, and turn 'em around

Wasn't me, Slim Shady said to do it again!
How many retards'll listen to me?
(I never knew I)
'Cause I never knew I, knew I would get this big
I just said it, I ain't know if you'd do it or not
You want me to fix up lyrics while the President gets his dick sucked?
Have a new house or a new car
When they're pissed at a teach
Motherfucker comes out
Oh, you want me to watch my mouth, how?
Look, I'll burn your fuckin' house down, circle around
Fuck shit ass bitch cunt, shooby de doo wop
Sonny Bono, skis horses and hittin' some trees
I never knew I, knew I'd effect this kid
That woulda made you get a gun and shoot at a cop
What about the make up you allow, your twelve year old daughter to wear?
I never knew I'd, get him to slit his wrist
Make fun of gay clubs, men who wear make up
I put wives at risk with a knife like this
I never knew I'd, get him to hit this bitch
Up in the third grade, flippin' the gym teacher the bird
I make fight music, for high school kids
A couple years ago I was more poorer than you are
'Cause I never knew I, knew I would get this big
I'm in the back seat of your truck, with duct tape stretched out
I never knew I'd, get him to hit this bitch
My life's like kinda what my wife's like