I'm back, I'm back
Am I the only one who realizes they stink?
Guess who's back?
And that's a whole school of bullies shot up all of the time
I've been crazy way before radio didn't play me
Became a commodity because I'm W H I T E
And stress, too much zest, and breasts, too upset
I'm blew out from this blunt
2001
Should I dye my hair pink and care what y'all think?
Whatever you say is wrong
That's why they call me
'Cause MTV was so friendly to me
I'm back, I'm back
They call me Slim Shady
That's why
Read my lips bitch, what? My mouth isn't working?
I'm back, I'm back
I'm back, I'm back
I'm back, I'm back
Doin' lines of coke in 'em, with a bunch of guys hoppin' out
That's why
They call me Slim Shady
Was raised right?
And that's where I get my name from
I'd still fuck her with no rubber, and come inside her
That's why
Slim Shady
They call me Slim Shady
That's why
And stuck it in this kid's mailbox
They call me Slim Shady
Here, let me turn this motherfucker up right now
Just to see if he's influenced by me if he listens to music
'Cause I'm Shady, they call me as crazy as this world was
'Cause all these fans screamin' is making my ears ring
I'm waitin' for hell, like hell, shit, I'm anxious as hell
I murder a rhyme one word at a time, you never
I'm back, I'm back
They call me Slim Shady
Guess who's back?
Slim Shady
That's why
'Cause if I ever stuck it to any singer in showbiz
Tryin' to lure your kids, with him, into bed
And have a son and a new brother
(Hey! mom! mom!)
Heard of a mind as perverted as mine, you better
I'm back, I'm back
They call me Slim Shady
Gue-gue-guess who's back?
It's Ken Kaniff, on the internet
Mind with no sense in it, fried, gets so frantic
I used to be my mommy's little Angel at twelve
That's why
I used to give a fuck, now I could give a fuck less
A MAC-11 and this oughtta solve this problem of mine
What do I think of sucess? It sucks too much press
That's why
What good's it gonna do against a man that strangles himself?
And becomes a puppet on the string of my tennis shoe
They call me Slim Shady
Over this whole Y2K thing, and by the way
They call me Slim Shady
Manson, you're safe in that cell, thankful is jail
Grew up quick? No
'Cause eyes get so squinted, I'm blind from smoke in 'em
All high and dosin' it
What's my name?
You think of my name now whenever you say "Hi"
With Ken Kaniff who just finds the men edible
Slim, for pete's sake, put down Christopher Reeve's legs
I'm back, I'm back
You read this finger? Oh, it's upside down
I'm back , I'm back
Whatever I say is right
'Till I cut a kitten's head off
I am
I used to get punked and bullied on my block
That's why I tend to block out when I hear things
They call me Slim Shady
I'm back, I'm back
That's why
Back, it's the incredible
They call me Slim Shady
I'm back, I'm back
That's why
Now is it worth it? Look at my life, how is it perfect?
Thats why
Hi mom
That's why
Dr Dre
They call me Slim Shady
They call me Slim Shady
So I just throw up the middle finger and let it linger
I take seven kids from columbine and stand 'em all in line
And if he feeds into this shit he's an innocent victim
Thats why
My name is Slim Shady
The sensational
I'm back, I'm back
That's why
I'm back, I'm back
N'Sync, why do they sing?
Sorry Puff but I don't give a fuck, if this chick was my own mother
I'm back, I'm back
Add an AK-47, a revolver, a nine
They call me Slim Shady
Slim it's a touchy subject, try and just don't mention it
Gue-gue-guess who's back?
Longer than the rumor that I was stickin' it to Christina
At thirteen I was putting shells in the gage on the shelf
At the same time, and just say that it ain't mine
Get rid of that nine it ain't gonna help
It's a sick world we're livin' in these days
Can't wait 'till Kim sees me
It'd be Jennifer Lopez and Puffy you know this
D12
I take each individual degenerate, his head and reach into it
I must just blew up quick, yes
It's just, too much mess, I guess
They call me Slim Shady
I'm back, I'm back
Lip-sync and buy a bigger size of ear rings?
With my windows tinted, with nine limos rented
Thats why
Geez! you guys are so sensitive
I'm back, I'm back
