That I actually do it in real life or that I believe in it
This puppy's lucky I didn't blast his ass yet
Tuck my dick in between my legs and cluck
Don't make me kill him too and spray his brains all over the place
I don't take shit from no one
I guess I'm a criminal
To tell 'em what's on my mind
Aw right, goddamn, fuck
And if anybody identifies the guy in it
Hi
With a brand new CD for these fuckin' retards
I don't gotta say a word
I guess I'm a criminal
It was a seed who would grow up just as crazy as she
In plane crashes and laughs
Criminal
So as I got older and I got a lot taller
You can't teach me a goddamn thing
Replacin' the doctor 'cause Dre couldn't make it today
And I was just checkin' the mail
I guess I'm a criminal
I'm not gonna kill you bitch, quit lookin' around
So I'll be disguised in it
But I don't gotta say a word
And to think, it's just little ol' me
Than you'd wanna fuck me up for sayin' the word
Whops, somebody shot me!
He's a little under the weather, so I'm takin' his place
And get the fuck up outta there
My dick shrunk smaller, but my balls got larger
Okay
Well, shit if you believe that then I'll kill you
Aight
Get the motherfuckin' money
And you can't stop me from droppin' each March
Preacher preacher, fifth grade teacher
You goddamn right
Don't kill nobody this time
Who?
'Cuz every time I write a rhyme
Now don't ignore me, you won't avoid me
Pants or dress, hate fags? The answer's, "Yes"
I don't gotta say a word
I'll hide for five minutes
Just don't kill me, I have two kids at home
These people think it's a crime
That's my motherfuckin' balls, you'd better let go of 'em
I'm a criminal
You can't miss me, I'm white
You can't reach me, my mom can't neither
In his Oval Office on top of his desk off of his own employee
And I won't kill you
Yo, Em
I don't take shit from no one
I'm a criminal
I just flip 'em the bird and keep goin'
I just flip 'em the bird and keep goin'
I drink malt liquor to fuck you up quicker
Just go up in that motherfucker
I'm a criminal
You know why? 'Cuz I'm a
How can I help you?
Starin' at my jeans, watchin' my genitals bulgin'
Or what I talk about on a record
Please Lord, this boy needs Jesus
To say the stuff I say, so just tape it shut
I don't gotta say a word
I'll be right here waitin' on you
I just flip 'em the bird and keep goin'
I don't take shit from no one
If I ever gave a fuck, I'd shave my nuts
I just flip 'em the bird and keep goin'
But how the fuck you supposed to grow up when you weren't raised?
Uh huh
These people think it's a crime
Put the fuckin' money in the bag, bitch
Yeah, I'm a criminal
'Cuz every time I write a rhyme
Shit, half the shit I say, I just make it up
The maniac's in
My morals went when the president got oral sex
I'm a criminal
The baby came out, disfigured, ligaments indeed
My mother did drugs, tar, liquor, cigarettes and speed
Or the homosex, hermaph or a trans-a-vest
Oh, that's Dre with an AK to his face
Aight
These people think it's a crime
I told you Dre, you should've kept that thang put away
How many records you expectin' to sell
They belong in my scrotum, you'll never get a hold of 'em
Aight look
To make you mad, so kiss my white naked ass
Or if I say that I wanna kill somebody, that
Fire at the private eye hired to pry in my business
That'll stab you in the head whether you're a fag or lez
To tell 'em what's on my mind
Don't kill me
But I don't gotta say a word
I guess that'll teach you not to let me play with it, eh?
You motherfuckin' chickens ain't brave enough
C'mon, relax guy, I like gay men
To tell 'em what's on my mind
I don't take shit from no one
To tell 'em what's on my mind
Heal this child, help us destroy these demons
Right, Ken? Give me an Amen
Oh, and please send me a brand new car
Mr. "Don't Give A Fuck" still won't leave
These people think it's a crime
And you ain't able to stop these thoughts
I guess I'm a criminal
So when I rob a bank, run out and just dive in it
Slim Shady, I'm as crazy as Eminem and Kim combined
I don't gotta say a word
I don't take shit from no one
Windows tinted on my ride when I drive in it
And if it's not a rapper that I make it as
I just flip 'em the bird and keep goin'
I just flip 'em the bird and keep goin'
You can't stop me from toppin' these charts
What? Oh my God, don't kill me
These people think it's a crime
Come back, shoot the eyewitness
Thank you
Criminal
I'm a criminal, an animal caged who turned crazed
What?
I guess I'm a criminal
Blonde-haired and my nose is pointy
Amen
After your second LP sends you directly to jail?
As long as it ain't happened to him
My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge
I'm a criminal
Don't dare make fun of that baby 'cause that baby was me
I'm the bad guy who makes fun of people that die
'Cuz every time I write a rhyme
These people think it's a crime
Yeah, I need to make a withdrawal
And a prostitute while my wife's sick in the hospital
I guess I'm a criminal
'Cause I watch TV and Comcast cable
To tell 'em what's on my mind
To tell 'em what's on my mind
Homophobic? Nah, you're just heterophobic
I said, I'm not gonna fuckin' kill you
Hey, it's me, Versace
Hurry the fuck up
I don't take shit from no one
I'm a criminal
I'm a criminal
'Cuz every time I write a rhyme
'Cuz every time I write a rhyme
'Cuz every time I write a rhyme
I'm a criminal
How you doin'?
Die, bitches, bastards, brats, pets
I'm actually gonna do it or that I believe in it
I'ma be a fuckin' rapist in a Jason mask
Get it? Checkin' the 'male'?
