By the doctor when I'm not co-operating
But sometimes the shit just seems
You asked for me? Well I'm back
Or let me be me, so let me see
To do black music so selfishly
'Cause it feels so empty, without me
The center of attention, back for the winter
'Cause it feels so empty, without me
Round the outside, round the outside
I've created a monster
'Cause we need a little, controversy
Back again
Now this looks like a job for me
Fix your bent antenna tune it in and then I'm gonna
Than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital
'Til someone comes along on a mission and yells, bitch
Two trailer park girls go round the outside
They start feelin' like prisoners helpless
Feel the tension, soon as someone mentions me
'Cause we need a little, controversy
And used it to get myself wealthy
Now this looks like a job for me
Round the outside, round the outside
'Cause we need a little, controversy
They want Shady, I'm chopped liver
A nuisance, who sent? You sent for me?
Now this looks like a job for me
Now let's go, just gimme the signal
I know that you got a job Ms.Cheney
Hum-die-die-la-la-la
'Cause it feels so empty, without me
So everybody, just follow me
And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe
I been dope, suspenseful with a pencil
They try to shut me down on MTV
Chris Kirk Patrick, you can get your ass kicked
And get ready, 'cause this shit's about to get heavy
Everybody only wants to discuss me
Testing, attention please
Anybody who's talkin' this shit, that shit
Guess who's back, guess who's back
So everybody, just follow me
I said, "This looks like a job for me"
I said, "This looks like a job for me"
It'll be so empty, without me
Twenty million other white rappers emerge
'Cause it feels so empty, without me
Some vodka that'll jump start my heart quicker
Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free
But it's just me, I'm just obscene
Little Hellions, kids feelin' rebellious
Guess who's back, guess who's back
I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling
You waited this long, now stop debating
But your husband's heart problem's complicating
Two trailer park girls go round the outside
So, come on and dip, bum on your lips
'Cause it feels so empty, without me
Well if you want Shady, this is what I'll give you
La-la-la
A rebel, so just let me revel and bask
'Cause we need a little, controversy
Tell a friend
You 36 year old baldheaded fag, blow me
No I'm not the first king of controversy
Guess who's back, guess who's back
'Cause it feels so empty, without me
So everybody, just follow me
Could start a revolution, pollutin' the airwaves
So everybody, just follow me
You don't know me, you're too old, let go
When I'm rockin' the table while he's operating
Fuck that, cum on your lips, and some on your tits
Infesting in your kid's ears and nesting
Worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards
Enter in, endin' up under your skin like a splinter
La-la-la
I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley
So everybody, just follow me
'Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating
In the fact that I got everyone kissin' my ass
A-tisket a-tasket, I go tit for tat with
A visionary, vision of scary
I said, "This looks like a job for me"
It's over, nobody listen to techno
'Cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more
There's a concept that works
So the FCC won't let me be
Guess who's back
I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults
Hum-die-die-la-la-la
Shady's back
'Cause we need a little, controversy
So this must mean I'm disgusting
And Moby? You can get stomped by Obie
For you to see so damn much of my ass
A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor
But no matter how many fish in the sea
Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis
Ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol
Guess who's back
So everybody, just follow me
'Cause we need a little, controversy
But it feels so empty, without me
I just settled all my lawsuits, fuck you Debbie