I think my dad gone crazy!
Catch a homo by his toe, man i don't know no more
Chorus
Verse 2:
Dr Dre:
*Hailey Makes Chainsaw Sound*
My dad's lost it
And die and come back as vanilla ice's son
Haley:
Hailie:
Rnrnrnrnrnrrrr, n codeine n goddamit, you little motherfucker
Eminem:
Chorus
What do i gotta do to get through to you, destroy you
And at the same time, make you dry your eyes with the same rhyme
Eminem:
Hailie:
i think my dad gone crazy!
A little help from hailie jade would, should tell them maybe
Suck it marshall
There's noone on earth that can save me, not even halie
I think my dad gone crazy!
Er..
All this time, me and dre been fucking with hats off
Daddy, what're you doing?
*Knocking*
Chew on a prick, and lick a million motherfuckin' cocks for second
There's no mountain i can't climb
I'm out the closet, i been lying my ass off
I think my dad gone crazy!
*laughs*
Eminem:
I cut 'em off, i got 'em pickled and bronzed in a glass jar
My songs can make you cry, take you by surprise
Eminem:
Eminem:
Cuz when i speak, it's tongue in cheek
Somebody, please help him!
And nash briddy musta just stop it
Hailie:
Fuck that shit, bitch, eat a motherfuckin' dick
Beat starts
Theres nothing you could do to save it, could ever change me
Outro:
*Eminem Impersinates His Mom*
No plane that i can't learn how to fly
Eminem:
Tell laura and her husband to back off
Inside of a hall, with my framed autograph,
Eminem:
Like r kelly as soon as "bump n' grind" comes on
More pain inside o' my brain, in the eyes of a little girl inside of a plane
Hello boys and girls
*Eminem Snortin Crack
Haley, tell 'em baby
And launch one of these russians, and that's all
*giggle*
Do you have a daddy?
Verse #3:
Can't you see why i'm so mean? if y'all leave me alone, this wouldn't be my ammo
Blow every fucking thing, except afghanistan on the map, off
*Door opens*
There ain't nothing i can't take this chainsaw to
Hailie:
Aimed at the world trade, standin' on ronny's grave,
I don't blame you, i wouldn't let hailie listen to me neither
I'll bet you do
Screaming at the sky, the clouds gather as clyde mathers and bonnie jade
And kicked and hit with shit, every time i sung
Dad
I'd rather put out a motherfucking gospel record
There's really nothin' else to say ha, i can't explain it
We wanna stop, we wanna knock the crap off
Ok then! everybody, listen up!
Tv Presenter:
Chorus:
Hailie:
Parents are pissed, but the kids love it
Sunglasses with elton john's name, on my drag wall
Which to me isn't work, so it's easy to misinterpret it at first,
And have pussy-lips glued to my face with a clit-ring in my nose
I think my dad gone crazy!
Nine millimeter, heater's desk, and two-seaters with meat cleavers
So what you're seeing is a genius at work
Eminem:
It's like my mother always told me
Hailie:
Verse #1:
Before i push this motherfucking button and blast off
Fuckin' brain's brawn, and brass balls
I'd slice my gums, get struck by fuckin' lightning twice at once
If you aint got nothin' nice to say then don't say nothin'
Am i the only fuckin one who's normal any more?
I'd gank my fuckin teeth before id ever bite my tongue
I'd rather be a pussy-whipped bitch, eat pussy
Eminem & Hailie:
I'm goin to hell, who's comin' with me?
Then quit bringin my flos, quit giving me my ammo
Hailey:
who's your daddy?
Crazy
*Hailie Makes Explosion Sound*
I wouldn't have to go eenie meenie minie mo
Haha
Hailie:
Today we're gonna talk about father and daughter relationships
There's no tower too high,
And walk around the rest of my life spit on
