What did I do that was so bad to deserved this?
Father, please forgive me for I know not what I do
Needs to take some of that cash out of the bank
Edna and Charles, Edna and Charles
Father, please forgive me for I know not what I do
Woe is me, there goes poor Marshall again
But life ain't a fairy tale
Ring-around-the-rosy the show's over
I just don't understand, understand
The camera's on, my soul is gone
My elementary they'd gang up on me and sing this song
Head popped off, head popped off, head popped off
Without this crowd everywhere I go
Do you think that I'm kidding?
I just never had the chance to ever meet you
And how his mom was a dope addict
Forty feet below me there's people everywhere
'Cause I'm in this ferris wheel
And take a bath in it
You can all go home now
And all I wanna do is go to the mall
Now look at all the pain I caused
Therefore I did not know that I would grow to be
Their front porch, their front porch
My mother's evil seed and do these evil deeds
Wait a minute, shit, don't answer that
What do I look like a comedian to you?
Ring, ring, ring on the doorbell
What do I look like some kinda idi?
Whining about his millions and his mansion
Mama, why do they keep saying this?
I just never had the chance to ever meet you
Predominately, predominately
They were the ones who were left in charge
Their front porch, their front porch
To have what it takes to carry on
And how his childhood was so bad
Well, I guess that I'm between predominately both of 'em
But mama don't want me
Mama had a baby and its head popped off
Curtains up the show must go now
It's such bullshit it's touch this bitch
I never had any of this shit planned
Till somebody finally took me in
And his ex-wife how they go at it
Debbie had a Satan spawn, Satan spawn
Of the next door neighbors on their front porch
Therefore I did not know that I would grow to be
So they left me on someone else's lawn
That little rich poor white bastard
Well, what about me? Where does that leave me?
Sing this song, sing this song
Therefore I did not know that I would grow to be
But life is like a merry-go-round
Why do I go through so much bullshit?
Mom, please believe
Therefore I did not know that I would grow to be
Father, please forgive me for I know not what I do
My Great Aunt and Uncle Edna and Charles
Why am I so misunderstood?
I just never had the chance to ever meet you
Predominately white, predominately black
Head popped off, head popped off
I just never had the chance to ever meet you
Dear Santa Claus, why are you not coming this year again?
My mother's evil seed and do these evil deeds
Please release me from these demons
And his sorrow he's always drowning in
And by the way where's my dad?
Till I pass 50 back the baton
Father, please forgive me for I know not what I do
Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb
My mother's evil seed and do these evil deeds
This ain't what I chose to be
I'm about to be hosted up in the air
And take Halie on the carousel
Man, I'd hate to have it as bad as that Mr. Mathers
Claims he had it, I can't imagine it
This ain't how fame was suppose to be
Everything's always predominately
Gettin' dropped off, gettin' dropped off
Never got the chance to say I'm sorry
If you only knew the half of it
Else's lawn, else's lawn, else's lawn
My mother's evil seed and do these evil deeds
I think if I hear that fuckin' word again I'ma scream
Therefore I did not know that I would grow to be
Man, if I only had half of it, shit
The next thing I know I'm gettin' dropped off
Where's the switch I can just turn off and on?
Gettin' dropped off, gettin' dropped off
Edna and Charles, Edna and Charles
Evil deeds, while I plant these evil seeds
I just never had the chance to ever meet you
Everything could have been so perfect
Here we go now, do-si-do now
While I'm projectile vomiting
But they didn't want me neither
I don't wanna be Santa's spawn
So please God give me the strength
But the curtains just don't close for me
I don't even know but who feel like they know me
Father, please forgive me for I know not what I do
It went a little something like
And the dad that he never had
Sing this song, sing this song
