We are going to explore into your mind
Now I need you to open your mind, your eyes close them
That experiment that we were talking about earlier
All kinds of really mean things about me
You are just jealous of me
'Cuz you're a meanie, a meanie
So instead of just admitting it
When you say these mean things
It gets all quiet and whispers
All kinds of really mean things about me
Now take my weenie out of your mouth
You're mean yo mean yeah man
Alright now, aww shit I, I just flubbed a line
Alright listen, I need you to focus
'Cuz I'm what you want to be
Please say you won't tell nobody
When you say these mean things
You are now about to be placed under my hypnosis
Psych, I'm kidding again you idiot, no I didn't
When you say these mean things
Why do we have to keep on going through this
But I forgot who or what it was, I fucked up
Here's a mirror, notice the resemblance here?
You walk around and say
'Cuz it's too easy to see
That if you say mean things, weenie will shrink
Whenever there's conversation, why am I always mentioned?
Is that I fucked up ain't, it?
I need you to go dig deep in your mind, this is important
I know you'd much rather see me
'Cuz you, you just can't do what I do
You walk around and say
From the moment that I enter into the room?
That someone's gonna find out why I'm saying
You look like I sound like singing about weenies
I've been dying to ask, it's been itchin' at me
So you just look like an idiot
So you just look like an idiot
All kinds of really mean things about me
For the next four and a half minutes
'Cuz it's too easy to see
All kinds of really mean things about me
'Cuz you're a meanie, a meanie
But it's only 'cuz you're just really jealous of me
I was going to say something extremely important
All these terrible, evil and awful mean things
What the fuck you eat for lunch
Psych, I'm kidding
'Cuz you, you just can't do what I do
'Cuz I'm what you want to be
But it's only 'cuz you're just really jealous of me
Alright now we, we're going to conduct
So you just look like an idiot
Sir, I have a question
Your mouth is open, you're disgusting
Your tooth is rotten to the gum
Mine is like sticking a banana between two oranges
Is it just because
You are just jealous of me
'Cuz that's exactly what your eyes look like, want to check to see?
A bunch of sweets or something, what?
You are just jealous of me
'Cuz you, you just can't do what I do
You walk around and say
But it's only 'cuz you're just really jealous of me
So you just look like an idiot
Why do I always sense this undeniable tension
It doesn't take a bunch of takes
I'm going to have to ask you to bare with me for a moment
We are going to perform an experiment of the sorts
This is torturous my point is this
So instead of just admitting it
Or me to stand here in this booth all day
You're just a really big weenie, big weenie
You're just a really big weenie, big weenie
Lying in the corner of a room somewhere crying
'Cuz I'm what you want to be
'Cuz you're a meanie, a meanie
'Cuz it's too easy to see
'Cuz you're a meanie, a meanie
I just wanted to see if you're still listenin'
So instead of just admitting it
To find out why you're so fuckin' jealous
You're droolin', you have tooth decay
When you say these mean things
Now look in this mirror, how about now?
But it's only 'cuz you're just really jealous of me
But I can bust one take without lookin' at no paper
You are just jealous of me
You munch a bunch of Crunch 'n' Munch?
'Cuz it's too easy to see
Your breath stinks, wanna chew some gum?
You sir are on truth syrum
Why you even doing this to yourself, it's pointless
Ok, now I need your undivided attention
'Cuz you, you just can't do what I do
You're both green with envy and look like idiots with sunglasses on 'em
Now I forgot what the chorus is, your just is
It's my own insecurity
You walk around and say
Curled up in a ball tweeked out of my mind dying
Hippity ca-ca boo-boo
You're just a really big weenie, big weenie
Now why did they make yoo-hoo?
You're really just a big weenie, big weenie
Yes I do sir, what am I on?
That's just what you wanted to hear from me
There is no denying that my weenie is much bigger than yours is
Just to see what a frog looks like when it takes two hits of ecstasy
I'd be so embarrassed, I'm just absolutely terrified
For me to say the truth, okay
What do you have in common?
Marshall I'm so jealous of you
This is between me and you, I know you're not happy
'Cuz I'm what you want to be
So instead of just admitting it
Wait, let me put these sun glasses on
