Ass Like That

Psyche, I joke, I joke, I kid, I kid
The way you shake it
Not quite old enough so
Mister officer, I'm already on my knees
What you mean my lawyer is with Michael?
The way you move it
Police saying freeze, da-doing doing doing
Britney spears has shoulders like a man
Looks oh so temptin'
I can't believe it

The way she moves she dances like a gogo
Nobody is safe from me, no not even me
Police saying freeze, da-doing doing doing
You make my pee pee go
What do you mean freeze?
I have ticket, look I put it away my zipper zipped
I don't think my joke is working, I must flee
I can't believe it
You make my pee pee go
I ain't never seen a ass like that
What do you mean freeze? Jeez, I just got my seat
So Gwen Stefani
Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this
I ain't never seen a ass like that
I have needs, I'm not done not till I'm finished peeing
Ching chong chong chong ching
You make my pee pee go

Da-doing doing doing

You make my pee pee go
The way you shake it

Mary Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome
Will you pee-pee on me please?
Da-doing doing doing
The way you move it
I can get away with anything I say and you will love it
What do you mean freeze? Please I'm a human being
The way you move it
I did not even get to see Mary Kate's shower scene
And she'll make my pee pee go

And do not treat me like a murderer
I need a new boyfriend, 'Hi my name is Jojo'

I'm not Triumph, I'm Arnold get down
Please do not remove me from this movie theater please
'Cos the way you move it

I think someone's at the door, but I don't think I'ma answer
He's too busy, I'm triumph
Da-doing doing doing
I ain't never seen a ass like that
I ain't never seen a ass like that

I just like to pee, pee, pee
I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene
I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing
The way you move it
She's shakin' that ass to the new Nelly Jams
I ain't never seen a ass like that
I can't believe it
This movie is P.G. mister officer, I demand to see my attorney
Quick get to the chopper, everybody get down
Now they gettin' older, they startin' to grow bum-bums
The way she moves she's like a belly dancer

Da-doing doing doing
Yes I make R 'n' B
I ain't never seen a butt like that
And my keys to my ranch, I just baked cookies
It's almost too good to be true
Da-doing doing doing
I go to the movies and sit down with my popcorn
Da-doing doing doing
And don't treat me like I'm Pee Wee Herman

I don't believe it
Janet, is that a breast? I think I just saw a tit
I sing song that go ringy chong
My computers will be seized
The way you shake it
Da-doing doing doing
Free, yes, free, right back on the streets

I ain't never seen a ass like that
You make my pee-pee go
I don't even know if I can say the word pee-pee
Mister officer, lookie, take a whiff of these
I will simply plead innocent, cop a plea and be free
Psyche, I joke, I joke, I kid, I kid
If I offend, I'm sorry please, please forgive
For I am triumph the puppet dog, I am a mere puppet
Police saying freeze, da-doing doing doing
My pee pee goes
You make my pee pee go
Jessica Simpson
Hilary Duff is
Maybe next year I'll say ass
The way you move it
The way you shake it
Every time I see the show on MTV
I can't believe it

Nick I ain't never seen a ass like that
Pee, on the radio, but I think I did
And I can say that and you laugh
I can't get on the ground any further it's impossible for me
In that video she sings 'Get out' you bozo
'Cos there's a puppet on my hand
Da-doing doing doing