Well, I ran out on the street in my stockinged feet
Mrs. Brown's been talking about me
Yeah, if you don't come back today
You can call up the people at the crazy house
(If you don't come back)
Ooh, if you don't come back today
(If you don't come back)
(If you don't come back today)
If you don't come back
(If you don't come back)
(If you don't come back today)
Threw himself up against a stone wall
He tore his clothes at us all
To take this crazy man away
But the poor thing just won't eat”
(If you don't come back today)
If you don't come back
Well, the car was gone and you were gone
Yeah, if you don't come back today
You can tell all the people at the crazy house
She said, “I cooked that boy a bucket of stew
If you don't come back
And I almost lost my mind
To the people across the street
Tell the police I've been robbed
You can call up the people at the crazy house
And take this crazy man away
