How'd I ever get along with five?
Six-fingered man
Six-fingered man
His achievements multiply
Any one of them will do you in
Six-fingered man
Six-fingered man alive
How'd I ever get along with five?
Getting his prints on everything
If you put him on a stage
How'd I ever get along with five?
Never enough, never enough
Stares for hours at his reflection
Oh, it's never enough
Couldn't even act his age
Needs his fingers and his thumbs
Oh, it's never enough
Six-fingered man
You might say it's all a rage
Playin' a seven string guitar
He seems so satisfied
Oh, it's never enough, never enough
Dreams of someone he adores
Never enough, never enough
Oh, it's never enough, never enough
Long legged girl
To help him calculate his sums
Sleeps the whole day long or more
Pity half of them seem to be lies
And, oh, it's never enough
Shaking his fist at everyone
Never enough, never enough
Six-fingered man alive
Drains one drink and starts to pour
With a reputation to protect
Six-fingered man alive
They say that it should be forbidden
Six-fingered man alive
Take what you want from what you're given
He's got semiprecious gems
Oh, it's never enough, never enough
Must be something he has hidden
Can't be bothered to stir himself
Unless he thinks you're more qualified
How'd I ever get along with five?
Glinting in his signet ring
Walking a very tiny man
Oh, it's never enough
There are seven deadly sins
Gets so much of his own affection
Always the first to blow his horn
Take what you want from what you win
Always helps to advertise
