Isn't this the greatest thing?
Never once removed the Sony
It is the greatest thing?
The greatest thing
Isn't this the greatest thing?
('Cos it's a status thing)
Are not to be so easily bribed
(Isn't this the greatest thing)
I know a girl who takes my breath away
(But since then times have been changing)
And says this ring is better suited for the nose
So girls like that above described
But I won't be told that life with the one you love is sordid
Everyone own up but nobody could touch her
Isn't this the greatest thing?
Since nights were long and days were olden
Isn't this the greatest thing?
The greatest thing
If you're married on paper and not in your heart
Oh it's the greatest
Said we can't afford to feel affection
In and out of matrimony
It is the greatest thing?
(He's always fingering)
Isn't this the greatest thing?
She sends back his tribute of a rose
I punch the clock and it's okay
The greatest thing
The greatest thing
Isn't this the greatest thing?
The greatest thing
Isn't this the greatest thing?
(And it's the lastest thing)
And it's the greatest
Isn't this the greatest thing?
It is the greatest thing?
It is the greatest thing?
Woman to man has been beholden
Isn't this the greatest
You'll be young enough forever
The greatest thing
(With a white frock and a ring)
Punch the clock, keep boxing clever
Just because some authority says you can't afford it
Punch the clock and in time you'll get pulled apart
Isn't this the greatest thing?
I heard some new confection
Isn't this the greatest?
(Isn't this the greatest thing?)
