If he isn't in by ten she'll call up her best friend
There's been a long honeymoon, she thought too late and spoke too soon
Who can she turn to when the chance of coincidence is slim
There's no money back guarantee on future happiness
'Cause the baby isn't old enough to speak
There's been a long honeymoon, if he's out on a date then her life's in ruins
Maybe she should just pretend
But there's a wife who's wondering where her husband could be tonight
Little things just seem to undermine her confidence in him
All the movies and the papers, feature the murders of lonely women
There's no money back guarantee on future happiness
There's been a long honeymoon, if he's out on a date then her life's in ruins
He was late this time last week
There's been a long honeymoon, she thought too late and spoke too soon
Why doesn't he come home? Why does her friends phone keep on ringing?
She never thought her love could ever be as strong as this
And when the phone rang only once she took a dreadful fright
