You worthless thing
Keep your bloody hands off my life your affectionate fingerprint
You can live forever in a split second of fame
You worthless thing
I might pay this king's ransom
Quite how much you could mean to me
And fitting for every clockwork cat and conceivable kitten
You worthless thing
Quite how much you could mean to me
Come on down the price is right, what's your name?
I might pay this king's ransom
If you were ten feet taller and almost handsome
Oh, I wish you could see
Oh, you worthless thing
They'll cut her down to size on television
Do you know his mother's last name, do you think that he's divine?
Nightclubs full of grave robbers from Memphis, Tennessee
They commit blue murder along Union Avenue
And Las Vegas body snatchers
If you were ten feet taller and almost handsome
If you were ten feet taller and almost handsome
You worthless thing
Quite how much you could mean to me
Then they sell you souvenir matches
So this is an obituary which should be right
Bored out of your tiny mind while life is twice as large
I can't change what's written on your face tonight and I quote
You've seen the film you've read the book
They're going to take this cable now and stick it down your throat
While a crocodile makes good shoes and a dog may change his coat
You worthless thing
You worthless thing
Oh, I wish you could see
And he's carrying a warning can't you see how his eyes glint
You're drinking Vintage Elvis Presley wine
Oh, I wish you could see
I might pay this king's ransom
She's available and beautiful but with more time to devote
All the cars and pills and girls who tore his shirt to tatters
Do you know how tall he was 'cos that is all that really matters?
