That we never did that thing we were going to do
Just about glad, is that a tear in your eye?
Just about glad we didn't give it a try
Just about glad we didn't have that fling
Just about glad we didn't give it a try
They called time and vodka and lime
Is that a tear in your eye?
Just about glad we didn't have that fling
But her lamp was just beginning to dim
I'm just about glad
I'm just about, I'm just about
I'm just about glad that it was a memory
I'm just about glad
I'm just about glad
There was a man there or so I suppose
Of my feverous imagination
Just about glad we didn't have that fling
(Just about glad)
The greatest lover that you never had
And you said that my nurse was sweet
But nothing that I need to forget
Is that a tear in your eye?
Just about glad, is that a tear in your eye?
(Just about glad)
And there I was just waiting to fall
When you finally gave it all to him
Just about glad we didn't give it a try
Just about glad, is that a tear in your eye?
I'm just about glad I can look you in the eye
And it's all just a stupid creation
I'm just about, I'm just about
I'm just about, I'm just about
Just about glad we didn't do that thing
In some far flung Canadian club
There are a few things that I regret
But I can't say the same for you
Like a toe just aching to stub
I'm just about, I'm just about
It never got into our knickers
Just about glad we didn't do that thing
For all of the courage that we never had
And though the passion still flutters and flickers
Just about glad we didn't do that thing
And on the few times I rang to propose
For all of the courage that we never had
If I'm the greatest lover that you never had
Later on I could never accept it
That doesn't need constant maintenance
(Just about glad)
