It's like acting in a movie when you got the wrong part
Tender young Alice they say
Come over and please me
Come over and see me
If I give you my number
Tender young Alice they say
Will you promise to call me
One or two middle-aged dykes in a Go-Go
And a simple case of mummy-doesn't-love-me blues
If I give you my number
All the young girls love Alice
Will you promise to call me
And it was only last Tuesday, they found you in the subway dead
And who could you call your friends down in Soho
Tender young Alice they say
Alice it's my turn today
Come over and see me
Alice it's my turn today
Poor little darling with a chip out of her heart
And what do you expect from a sixteen year old yo-yo
Getting your kicks in another girl's bed
She couldn't get it on with the boys on the scene
All the young girls love Alice
And hey, hey, hey, you know what I mean
All the young girls love Alice
With a double barrel name in the back of her brain
Reality it seems is just a dream
But what do you expect from a chick who's just sixteen
Wait till my husband's away
All the young girls love Alice
Tender young Alice they say
And hey, hey, hey, oh, don't you know
Come over and please me
