And hey, hey, hey, oh, don't you know
Tender young Alice they say
All the young girls love Alice
Will you promise to call me
All the young girls love Alice
And it was only last Tuesday, they found you in the subway dead
Tender young Alice they say
Come over and see me
But what do you expect from a chick who's just sixteen
Tender young Alice they say
Wait till my husband's away
And a simple case of mummy-doesn't-love-me blues
And hey, hey, hey, you know what I mean
Reality it seems is just a dream
Come over and please me
Come over and see me
All the young girls love Alice
Alice it's my turn today
Tender young Alice they say
With a double barrel name in the back of her brain
If I give you my number
If I give you my number
One or two middle-aged dykes in a Go-Go
Poor little darling with a chip out of her heart
Getting your kicks in another girl's bed
It's like acting in a movie when you got the wrong part
Come over and please me
And who could you call your friends down in Soho
And what do you expect from a sixteen year old yo-yo
She couldn't get it on with the boys on the scene
All the young girls love Alice
Alice it's my turn today
Will you promise to call me
