You got something in you to drive a schoolboy wild
In connection with the birdies and the bees
She was long and she was lean, she's a middle-aged dream
Help me get straight come out and say
Oh just to let her know the scene
You give me education in the lovesick blues
Teacher I, teacher I, teacher I, teacher I need you
You give me education in the lovesick blues
You got something in you to drive a schoolboy wild
She's an inspiration for my graduation
Oh teacher I need you like a little child
I've got John Wayne stances, I've got Erroll Flynn advances
Help me get straight come out and say
Teacher I, teacher I, teacher I, teacher I need you
Oh teacher I need you like a little child
Focus my attention on some further education
And that lady means the whole world to me
You got something in you to drive a schoolboy wild
And it doesn't mean a doggone thing
It's a natural achievement, conquering my homework
Oh teacher I need you like a little child
And she helps to keep the classroom sane
I have to write a letter, tell about my feelings
You give me education in the lovesick blues
I'm waiting for the bell to ring
With her image pounding in my brain
So I'm sitting in the classroom, I'm looking like a zombie
Help me get straight come out and say
