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Staying in or hitting townwards from the top and working downwards
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So bring me all my finest, most audacious, mi divinest
Now I believe in lookin' like my time on earth is cookin'
As they wander through my things to find en route
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Not to strut your stuff outrageously's a crime
From your cradle via trousseau to your death bed you're on view, so
Most free flowing, most eye popping
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And the few who are invited to my wardrobe are delighted
Now you don't need a recital of the reasons why it's vital
That tonight my trappings will not be subsued
I would rather wear a barrel than conservative apparel
With some glamor guaranteein' every fiber of my bein'
Most revealing, most expensive and to boot
That from coronet to sandal, no one else is worth a candle
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That I couldn't make more impact in the nude
Is displayed to quite remarkable effect
Because dress has always been my strongest suit
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Because dress has always been my strongest suit
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Whether polka dotted, striped or even checked
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That in negligee or formal, I am anything but normal
I ensure that every stitch is stitched in time
Because dress has always been my strongest suit
Most arresting, most heart-stopping
Whether wig or hat or turban whether clad boudoir or urban
Never compromise, accept no substitute
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