Won't you follow me down to the rose parade?
To people passing by that all seem to be going the other way
Said won't you follow me down to the rose parade?
When they clean the street I'll be the only shit that's left behind
Throwing out candy that looks like money
A ridiculous marching band started playing
Won't you follow me down to the rose parade?
People were shouting and pushing and saying
And I traded a smoke for a food stamp dollar
Trumpet has obviously been drinking
With a wink and a wave from the cavalcade
It's just that everyone's interest is stronger than mine
Won't you follow me down to the rose parade?
Got me singing along with some kind of half-hearted victory song
I'd say it's a sight that's quite worth seeing
Tripped over a dog in a choke-chain collar
Won't you follow me down to the rose parade?
Won't you follow me down to the rose parade?
Because he's fucking up even the simplest lines
