I'll Be Hard to Handle

I'll be hard to handle, what else can I be
And I warn you, you'll be living like a monk

I'm gonna raise Cain, gonna raise Cain
I'll be hard to handle, I promise you that
Just remember, I think you're a punk

I don't want no shotgun wedding, I was only along for the ride
See there's no hope I just got a dope
Thinks of marriage only at her leisure

He kind of wowed me, still I'm ready
Where I'm concerned

Now you're gonna find tough sledding
Any girl who's out for pleasure
I'll be hard to handle, when we've said, "I do"
Just be a dear and scram out of here

This wedding's a gag and you're in the bag

Our affair is now a past one, so don't think you've pulled the fast one
I'll be hard to handle, I'm no ball and chain
I say with a shrug, I think you're a mug
I'm gonna raise Cain
As it is, they've got the horse behind the cart
When I took you
Who'll leave you flat

I'll be hard to handle, my bridges are burned

But I never thought I'd have to be a bride
When my pop said we must wed
I'll find some means to call the marines
I'll be living my life in bed but they always will be twin beds
To marry me
And if you complain here's one little Jane
I'll be hard to handle, I'm telling you plain
When you first threw me a gander, I was willing to philander
But one thing must be clear at this time