In olden days a glimpse of stockings
Are just silly gigolos
If today, any shock they should try to stand
And blacks white today and days night today
I know that I'm bound to answer
Was looked on as something shocking
The world has gone mad today and goods bad today
Writing prose, anything goes
When you propose, anything goes
I know that I'm bound to answer
'Stead landing on Plymouth Rock
Are just silly gigolos
So though I'm not a great romancer
Plymouth Rock would land on them
Now heaven knows, anything goes
Now only use four-letter words
The world has gone mad today and goods bad today
When most guys today that women prize today
When you propose, anything goes
And blacks white today and days night today
When they landed on Plymouth Rock
So though I'm not a great romancer
Good authors too who once knew better words
When most guys today that women prize today
