Friday
"Horace Wimp, this is your wife
Make a stand and be a man
Horace, this is it
Sunday
"Now here come my wife for the rest of my life" and she did
Horace was so sad
Then a voice from above said
Make a stand and be a man
Then a voice from above said
He'd never had a girl that he could care for
He asks the girl if maybe they could marry
Well, he just stood there mumblin' and fumblin'
Well, he just stood there mumblin' and fumblin'
And you will have a great life plan"
The cafe down the street tomorrow evening
Don't be afraid, just knock on the door
He'd be in trouble though he'd say he was sorry
Everybody's at the church
Tuesday
Go out and find yourself a wife
His head was reeling when she said, "Yes, okay"
Go out and find yourself a life
Thursday
Go out and find yourself a wife
He'd have to hurry out to the bus
And you will have a great life plan"
"Horace Wimp, this is your life
Don't be afraid, just knock on the door
"Horace Wimp, this is your life
Make a stand and be a man
Asks her for a date
Don't be afraid, just knock on the door
Well, he just stood there mumblin' and fumblin'
When Horace rushes in and says
She was small and she was very pretty
Horace met a girl
Then a voice from above said
When she says, "Gladly" Horace cries for her
And if he was late once more, he'd be out
He thought he was in love, he was afraid
Wednesday
