Heaven can't help a teenage witch
Shuts you down and shuts you up
Shuts you down and shuts you up
From sinking deeper down into the ditch
Where did you find such a rockin' vest?
Heaven can't help a teenage witch
Heaven can't help a teenage witch
Heaven can't help a teenage witch
Still I don't think that I can resist
From sinking deeper down into the ditch
From sinking deeper down into the ditch
From sinking deeper down into the ditch
Silky gown, pink and brown
From sinking deeper down into the ditch
Heaven can't help a teenage witch
Heaven can't help a teenage witch
Heaven can't help a teenage witch
Heaven can't help a teenage witch
Heaven can't help a teenage witch
Silky gown, pink and brown
From sinking deeper down into the ditch
From sinking deeper down into the ditch
After all the turds that I had to kiss
Knockin' on the door for a fifty dollar bang
Gonna find the place where the werewolves hang
From sinking deeper down into the ditch
Keepin' arms length from the long arm law
Goin' to the bank for a fifty dollar draw
Always taste better when you're sittin' in jail
Said get away kid, you've become a pest
Heaven can't help a teenage witch
Little lizard legs and little lizard tails
From sinking deeper down into the ditch
