And you all want to be me, and I'll be gone in a week
I'm the radio star
You put me on TV with all the cool stars
Like Letterman, Conan and Jay
The fancy guitars and the spoon in my nose
Do you think it'll help my records sell?
And nobody knows that I'm gay, oh well, I'm a gay
And I can't decide now which part is worse
Arrive in a Limo, I'll leave in a Hearse
You know in my world now anything goes
I'm the radio star with the cars and the clothes
'Cause we're all experts at the art of PR
You know in my world now anything goes
You know in my world now anything goes
The fancy guitars and the spoon in my nose
I'm the radio star
The fancy guitars and the spoon in my nose
'Cause I'm the radio star with the cars and the clothes
'Cause I'm the radio star with the cars and the clothes
And how my dad beat me and how much he drank
Losing my life to the game, or losing the fortune and fame
I'll hang out with Britney and Fred Durst
And you all want to be me, and I'll be gone in a week, yeah
I'm the radio star
And you all want to be me, and I'll be gone in a week
