The Pristine Claw

I'm a vampire of the 21st century
The bones they do break
That's me, that's me, that's me, that's me

I can't change the inside of me
Put plastic in me
Don't look older than 43
Marry the doctor when I'm poor

I'm perfect you see
Oh, to have a pristine claw
Bleed on the surgeon's gown
And get my pills from the pharmacy
Don't look older than 43

A cut that's above
I can't change the inside of me
The knuckles, they ache
That's me, that's me, that's me, that's me
A face I can love
If the aliens landed here
Oh, to have a youthful frown
Rearrange my face for a hefty fee
And get my pills from the pharmacy
They'd see why we're so weird

Now run young man

We're destined to die
We're destined to die

Now run young man
But really I'm 70
I'm a vampire of the 21st century
Rearrange my face for a hefty fee
But really I'm 70