I wanna see some dissipation in my face
I wanna be evil, I wanna hurt flies
Just to see my partner's face
With that dark brown taste
And whatever I've got I'm eager to lose
Like something that seeks its level
And I'm the person to whom they say, "You're sweet, my dear"
I wanna be horrid, I wanna drink booze
The only etchings I've seen, have been behind glass
I wanna be evil, I wanna be mad
I wanna be wicked, I wanna tell lies
But I'm noted most for my unspoiled gender
Well, I'm tired of being pure and not chased
And the closest I've been to a bar, was at ballet class
I wanna be nasty, I wanna be cruel
I wanna be evil, I wanna spit tacks
Prim and proper, the girl who's never been kissed
But more than that, I wanna be bad
I wanna be evil, and cheat at jacks
I want to change my seat
I wanna be mean, and throw mud pies
Just so I can step on everybody's feet
I wanna sing songs like the guy who cries
I've been made Miss Reingold, though I never touch beer
My smile is brilliant, my glance is tender
I wanna be evil and trump an ace
I want to wake up in the morning
I wanna be daring, I wanna shoot pool
I wanna go to the devil
And in the theatre
I wanna be evil, little evil me
