J to the A to the N to the E, yo P
Jay, rushed me, I grabbed him, scooped him up in the yoke
There's bras and leotards, hangin' on the curtain
Why the whole goddamn house was dressed in hot pink
I got a flashback from a Bruce Lee flick
So we took him in and put him down with the hit squad
Rapunzel? Down came his hair
Chill, took off that mustache
Jay a transvestite? Not quite he was more like
"I thought you lived alone"
J to the A to the N to the E, yo P
Three doors on the left, homeboy, ya can't miss
It was like rapunzel
A new kid moved onto the block and his name was Jay
Kay, I broke for the door
One rottweiler, one pitbull, no one could vic him
But better, right in there, man, I didn't even care
Left the bathroom, went back where I was
Tapped Jay on the shoulder and said, "Eiyyyooo 'cuz"
Yeah, and kept his smitty's on his tool
Yo Jay, what's your problem, homeboy, you look stunned
Don't tell me, you went out like a sucker
Yo Jay, where's your bathroom? Bust a move, I gotta piss
Titties popped out and there was ass everywhere
Peace, I'm Audi 5000, Audi 5000, ahh shit
Tripped on some bullshit in the living room floor
Are you crazy? Well, I was holdin' me
Shit's thick, I reached for my tool, I wasn't strapped
All of that real shit, you know what I'm saying?
"Are you certain?"
Jay was cool, he trucked jewels, packed a nine mill
It's my ass, I better think fast real quick
J to the A to the N to the E, yo P
One hot summer day back around the way
Jane? Haircut, haircut like Anita Baker?
Left the nine in the car, right next to the Jim Hat
Nah you can't man, I ran right up in her like Bruce Jenner
Grabbed that ass and I fucked her
Don't tell me it was Jane you were juicin'
Jacuzzi in his bedroom, a "Welcome" on the doormat
His house was phat, full court in the back
I seen a douche bag and safety Maxi-pad tampons"
Got in my stance, don't lie
Anyway Jay portrayed to be like hard
"I do"
The whole shit, yo, the whole shit, you know what I'm saying?
Something strange about the crib, I had to think
My head was busted, disgusted, I said, "What's goin' on?
Plus AZT, full house alarm system
Ahh shit, kicked him in the nuts, that's all she wrote
What you doin'? Put down that knife, where's my gun?"
