Yeah, and the child is yours
So to fellas, who wanna keep they cash
That most women strictly out for the dough
They flash a smile and profile
That's why, men in the 90's must watch themselves
Yeah, EPMD's in effect, DJ Scratch runs flex boy
She had green eyes, thunder thighs, and a def body
That she bought when I was away on tour
Fake talk, like I love you so much
But then she smiled, gave me a back massage
But wishin', she gets hit by a Mack truck
Yeah, and almost got vicked
That's why she wheels the Benz
Not with that smile and that stupid boomin' figure
Brainlocked my whole damn head was malfunctional
(What)
And you ride Greyhound
But look now, you lost the house
She's a gold digger
She got paid, it wasn't funny
What a price to pay, but if you play you pay
Eatin' TV dinners in a one bedroom apartment
'Coz she's a gold digger
Now I can't leave, if I do she gets half
Not to mess with a gold digger
You try to flip and cut, but she smiles 'coz she gotcha
'Coz she's a gold digger
Or beware of the jack hammer and the helmet that glows
Next time, if there's one I'll know
'Coz she's a gold digger
The car
Hittin' my bank account, gettin' more and more money
The car
We got ta let the girls know what they gotta do for us
Talkin' to myself, oh, you big big dummy
(P cool, she could be a gold digger)
(So what cha sayin')
Oh yes, the whole damn bash of money
Oh, just your luck, they on strike
And when I saw the judge hammer pass my green eyes
Try to move in
'Coz ladies of the 80's got hip and went for self
So I chill and act so sweet
Fake everything so I can keep all my cash
Like a jerk, I went for the line like a fish
'Coz she's a gold digger
'Coz I forgot to co sign a prenuptial agreement
Chrome kit, with a smile I couldn't resist
Ten G's on Levi's, cold went Rambo
And said, "Guess what?"
Hit Squad in effect in the house
With the new divorce laws, which entitles them half
And got stuck with alimony payments
Gassed my head up and said
I have no files on all the money she spent
I do
(Now you know)
"I'm pregnant"
'Coz she's a gold digger
Now her case is hard like cement
(Not the cash)
She's a gold digger
You get a flashback to wedding, when you vowed the vow
Fly kit, with chrome rims that's five star
Whip my five-sixty sip Moet and bug
Said the two deadly words
And the more you walk the pain from your corns get bigger
No big deal, no sweat, I was in for a big surprise
She has a car, nineteen ninety brand new Jaguar
Tried to but she cut me off
(So did you flip?)
But what goes around, comes around
'Coz she's a gold digger
That means the house goes
But she was far from dream girl, and more like a death wish
So I give a fake smile and a fake laugh
A pucker with a strut
'Coz women of the world they got smart today
Large
'Coz she's a gold digger
And a baby who lays in a gold carriage
I tapped E on the shoulder and said, "Yeah, I gots to get this"
They're called gold diggers
Take off the wedding band, put out the thumb, time to hitch-hike
Top it off, she drove a black Maserati
Oh, what the heck, let's get married and have a son named Erick
Just my luck that I'm stuck with a marriage
'Til one day, she spent the crazy dough
Kiss her feet, can't picture bein' in the street
She's a gold digger
The P had a close call, quiet as kept I dated this
Time to meet Judge Wapner
(Oh, P you're so large)
("Fly girl")
Knock the boots
(Pregnant? Damn)
You and half your cash
Boy you picked a winner
She likes to sit back, lamp, walk on plush rugs