To sell you a hit of potion, waste no time
It cost a thousand tears
And boss, if you need a reason
But buddy, that's okay
Up every brain I had
It cost a thousand tears
You'll swear that it ain't bad
Yeah, I can guarantee
The heartaches are free
To pay for all her teasin' well, just take mine
But buddy, that's okay
To do it one more time
Hey man, if she takes a notion
And wear out your knees
To pay for all her teasin' well, just take mine
And wore out my knees
The heartaches are free
You probably thought I'd used
The heartaches are free, oh no
It cost a thousand tears
And boss, if you need a reason
The heartaches are free
But buddy, that's okay
But buddy, that's okay
And wear out your knees
To sell you a hit of potion, waste no time
But mister, I'd pay twice
But mister, won't you try
It cost a thousand tears
Wear out your knees
Hey man, if she takes a notion
