911 Is a Joke [Alternate Version]

911 Is a joke we don't want 'em
They don't care 'cause they stay paid anyway
Late 911 wears the late crown

911 Is a joke in yo town
So get the morgue embalm the goner
They be laughin' at ya while you're crawlin' on your knees
I can prove it to you watch the rotation
Lose your arms, your legs to them it's compilation
They teach ya like an ace they can't be betrayed
I call a cab 'cause a cab will come quicker
You can ask my man right here with the broken neck
911 Is a joke
Get up, get, get, get down
So get up get, get get down

The reason that I say that 'cause they
I call 'em body snatchers quick they come to fetch ya?
Don't you see how late they're reactin'
I know you stumble with no use people
That's a body bag in disguise y'all betcha
Get up, get, get, get down
They are the kings 'cause they swing amputation
The doctors huddle up and call a flea flicker

He would've been in full in 8 9-11
And to the strength so go the length
They need to be in a pawn shop on a
They the token to your life when it's croakin'
He's a witness to the job never bein' done
It all adds up to a funky situation
Thinkin' you are first when you really are tenth
So get up get, get get down
They only come and they come when they wanna
You better wake up and smell the real flavor
911 Is a joke in yo town
With an autopsy ambulance just to dissect ya
If your life is on the line they you're dead today
Flick you off like fleas
Cause 911 is a fake life saver
Late 911 wears the late crown
Now I dialed 911 a long time ago
Was a joke 'cause they always jokin'
Late comings with the late comin' stretcher
Everyday they don't never come correct