"Meet el Presidente" [12" Version]

You've never refused
But if police are after you
When she lies back
You might adopt an attitude
Ooh, ooh, meet El Presidente
She's on the case at dinner time
She's on the factory wall

Ooh, ooh, when the chamber's empty
She's on the evening news
Ooh, ooh, when the chamber's empty
On taking a cruise

They gave her a gun
And when the gentlemen retire

She's in demand at dinner time
Ain't no director
She said, "Ooh, ooh, meet El Presidente"

Put a stripe on the Union
You may not like it
You may not be scared
If that isn't funny

Ooh, ooh, when the chamber's empty
She blew your money
And a star in the Jack
So watch out actors

She said, "Ooh, ooh, meet El Presidente"
She said, "Ooh, ooh, meet El Presidente"

For this production
But hell has no fury

Dressed in flimsy clothing
Ooh, ooh, when the chamber's empty
You're going to be abused
Off your high heeled shoes
With a pink disguise

To color fear and loathing
And if you dare step out of line
Like a young girl's ego
Guess who's in control?
Look on the moral side
She said, "Ooh, ooh, meet El Presidente"
Take your time but don't take
Use your lipstick line

Well, watch out teacher
Where's the best place to hide?