You might adopt an attitude
You've never refused
You may not like it
Like a young girl's ego
Where's the best place to hide?
To color fear and loathing
Ain't no director
She's on the case at dinner time
She's in demand at dinner time
Well, watch out teacher
Ooh, ooh, when the chamber's empty
For this production
Dressed in flimsy clothing
Look on the moral side
And if you dare step out of line
When she lies back
Use your lipstick line
Ooh, ooh, when the chamber's empty
You may not be scared
You're going to be abused
With a pink disguise
But hell has no fury
On taking a cruise
And when the gentlemen retire
They gave her a gun
Guess who's in control?
Off your high heeled shoes
Put a stripe on the Union
She said, "Ooh, ooh, meet El Presidente"
And a star in the Jack
Take your time but don't take
Ooh, ooh, meet El Presidente
Ooh, ooh, when the chamber's empty
She blew your money
She said, "Ooh, ooh, meet El Presidente"
Ooh, ooh, when the chamber's empty
But if police are after you
She's on the evening news
If that isn't funny
She's on the factory wall
She said, "Ooh, ooh, meet El Presidente"
So watch out actors
She said, "Ooh, ooh, meet El Presidente"
