She's on the case at dinner time
You may not be scared
They gave her a gun
And a star in the Jack
Dressed in flimsy clothing
She said, "Ooh, ooh, meet El Presidente"
With a pink disguise
Ain't no director
She's in demand at dinner time
Take your time but don't take
Off your high heeled shoes
She's on the evening news
To color fear and loathing
When she lies back
Guess who's in control?
She blew your money
But hell has no fury
If that isn't funny
But if police are after you
You might adopt an attitude
Like a young girl's ego
You may not like it
She said, "Ooh, ooh, meet El Presidente"
And if you dare step out of line
So watch out actors
Ooh, ooh, when the chamber's empty
She said, "Ooh, ooh, meet El Presidente"
Ooh, ooh, when the chamber's empty
Ooh, ooh, when the chamber's empty
On taking a cruise
For this production
Ooh, ooh, meet El Presidente
Well, watch out teacher
And when the gentlemen retire
Where's the best place to hide?
You've never refused
You're going to be abused
Use your lipstick line
She's on the factory wall
She said, "Ooh, ooh, meet El Presidente"
Ooh, ooh, when the chamber's empty
Look on the moral side
Put a stripe on the Union
