Tryin' to get up the road with all my might
Wilson, the tree, runnin' next to the caboose
Loaded down with produce, diesel gas with juice
Runnin' uphill I got slow, my gas got empty
Runnin' over reindeers, head on with a moose
Peterbilt's rollin', I'm sweatin'
A species, truck runnin' two hundred ki's
I cut him off on the side
I'm slidin', goin' down those Texas heels
I'm about to vomit on the highway
He was on my ass
Gorillas lookin' at me
I'm lonely, I'm on my CB radio talkin' to goose
Him chewin' bananas, wearin' a bandana
He got on fire, the gorilla looked at me and passed
Gorillas following me
I opened up the can, I reached back in my sleeper
Gorillas behind me
I had enough fuel to duel
Big load behind me
I seen the rearview mirror drivin' towards Texas my way
I looked at my tank, my tank was on E
I was movin' fast
Hopin' my wheels don't tangle
I'm lookin' at the side angle
I'm lookin' for a truck stop, there's nothin' in sight
Drivin' for 7 centium Mayflower
He's throwin' bananas under my wheels
He tryin' to pass me
Gorilla drivin' a pick-up truck
I won't even make an error
Lookin' in the left mirror, lookin' in the right mirror
I can't stop, he put his pass up
And grabbed a can of Rango
He's changin' left, he's changin' right
70 on the speedometer, 16 gears
