We're too bold for ocean water, monkeys sniffin' ice
I myself Mr. Gerbik, half-shark, half-man, skin like alligator
With my white eyes, gray hair, face is sky blue yellow
Sideburns react, my skin is colored lilac
That's the chap, holy jumping jack fish
With skeleton bones and skunk tails, is my mission
Halfsharkalligatorhalfman, half man, half shark
My vomit fluctuates, covers your skull like protoplasm
It had the body of a shark and the arms and face of a man?
The water plows while dragging two hundred
Seven, oh, seven, Mr. Gerbik
My oxygen region's, New York to California, half shark alligator, half man
Adjust my skulls, seven eyes switch hydraulic scribbles
Halfsharkalligatorhalfman, half man, half shark
I was born this way, halfsharkalligator, is he weird??
African beads, snake skins, cold script through you my medical passes
Contact Jupiter pools Martians bring my rice
Transvestites, and people watch space parasites
It takes a supreme feat of strength to swim through
Baboons clap and girl horses wanna hit the sack
Underwater I breathe and let loose on my sleeve
Holding backward raps to all my power packs
The crocodiles make a few token objections but in the end
Halfsharkalligatorhalfman, half man, half shark
Carrying a dead walrus, check it
I first turned rainbow, closed my eyes, watch my brain glow
I'm out flyin' with purple capes in the twilight
In my real world, orangutans dance for Thanksgiving
You can't see, with greedy glasses
My appetites more big it's time for wildabeasts
My mechanism is more than Dionne's psychic voodoo
I left his head in the store, legs in the street
And shrimps, mack gorillas like a pimp, half shark, alligator man
Ooh, ooh, ooh, tonight's the night
People got scared and ranned away they think I'm weird
Yes, you have met the dangerous, 208 year old uncle of Dr. Octagon
I was made half shark, half man, my skin is like razor blades
During all the hours the somber lay in the water
L.A.P.D. through gray clouds couldn't see me
Halfsharkalligatorhalfman, half man, half shark
Verbally no one change my thoughts, animals fly from Philly
Are designed to seize and hold, not to cut through skin
And fifty pounds on your back the crocodile's teeth
Halfsharkalligatorhalfman, half man, half shark
I hate this kid, this uh, thing you're talking about
But are unable to penetrate the deer's tough hide
Halfsharkalligatorhalfman, half man, half shark
My description dinosaur
Lightning bugs turn pink, on my tongue catches spasms
Walking down Hollywood Boulevard with a credit card
My skin turn orange and green in the limousine
Carbon dioxide, pour right through em with gases
Body in Wilcox, with blood dripping off my feet
Three alligators behind me, feel my skin is hard
Green elephants, I battle streets with a zebra
Appropriate name I could come up with for him
People think I'm mixed with shark, drinking gasoline
