Halfsharkalligatorhalfman, half man, half shark
Baboons clap and girl horses wanna hit the sack
Sideburns react, my skin is colored lilac
My skin turn orange and green in the limousine
My description dinosaur
Transvestites, and people watch space parasites
Green elephants, I battle streets with a zebra
It takes a supreme feat of strength to swim through
You can't see, with greedy glasses
And shrimps, mack gorillas like a pimp, half shark, alligator man
Underwater I breathe and let loose on my sleeve
The water plows while dragging two hundred
Lightning bugs turn pink, on my tongue catches spasms
African beads, snake skins, cold script through you my medical passes
With my white eyes, gray hair, face is sky blue yellow
People think I'm mixed with shark, drinking gasoline
Yes, you have met the dangerous, 208 year old uncle of Dr. Octagon
With skeleton bones and skunk tails, is my mission
I was made half shark, half man, my skin is like razor blades
Holding backward raps to all my power packs
My mechanism is more than Dionne's psychic voodoo
I myself Mr. Gerbik, half-shark, half-man, skin like alligator
We're too bold for ocean water, monkeys sniffin' ice
Halfsharkalligatorhalfman, half man, half shark
Halfsharkalligatorhalfman, half man, half shark
That's the chap, holy jumping jack fish
During all the hours the somber lay in the water
Walking down Hollywood Boulevard with a credit card
Halfsharkalligatorhalfman, half man, half shark
And fifty pounds on your back the crocodile's teeth
It had the body of a shark and the arms and face of a man?
The crocodiles make a few token objections but in the end
Carrying a dead walrus, check it
I'm out flyin' with purple capes in the twilight
My appetites more big it's time for wildabeasts
Body in Wilcox, with blood dripping off my feet
Appropriate name I could come up with for him
My oxygen region's, New York to California, half shark alligator, half man
Halfsharkalligatorhalfman, half man, half shark
Are designed to seize and hold, not to cut through skin
Adjust my skulls, seven eyes switch hydraulic scribbles
Halfsharkalligatorhalfman, half man, half shark
People got scared and ranned away they think I'm weird
Ooh, ooh, ooh, tonight's the night
My vomit fluctuates, covers your skull like protoplasm
In my real world, orangutans dance for Thanksgiving
Verbally no one change my thoughts, animals fly from Philly
I first turned rainbow, closed my eyes, watch my brain glow
Seven, oh, seven, Mr. Gerbik
I was born this way, halfsharkalligator, is he weird??
Carbon dioxide, pour right through em with gases
But are unable to penetrate the deer's tough hide
Three alligators behind me, feel my skin is hard
I left his head in the store, legs in the street
Contact Jupiter pools Martians bring my rice
I hate this kid, this uh, thing you're talking about
L.A.P.D. through gray clouds couldn't see me
