And how did they ever come so far?
If things were different for Donald and June
Where did they go right?
And how did they ever come so far?
Donald and June had finally emptied their nest
Soon they had Claire then Linda and Louise, a matching pair
Where did they go right?
Claire said, "Nope"
June wanted boys, so Margie wore, short hair and corduroys
But Claire had a spat and turned up with her suitcase and her cap
Marge moved next door, now she won't need day care anymore
Then things wouldn't be as they are
When they were broke, he offered Claire a thousand to elope
And the twins had twins
If things were different for Donald and June
Donald and June they put some money aside
They planned a long trip and then a couple year's rest
Then things wouldn't be as they are
June spent it all, Donald tried to keep each wedding small
June liked boys
But all in four years they gave away three brides
