Your Ole Handy Man

I've stood all I'm gonna stand

And I'd just like to know
You never help yourself
That's what you got planned
Well, I'm not gonna keep it up
Now I know you got ten fingers
Your woman's gettin' tired
You're as helpless as a baby
Just who you think you are
After you have had your bath
Your woman's gettin' tired
Now I know you've got ten fingers

I'm just gettin' tired
And I have to scrub the tub
Of being your ole handy man
An' I think I'd die from shock
Your woman's gettin' tired

That old heavy garbage can
Of being your ole handy man

I have to run your water
If you raised a hand to help
I've stood all I'm gonna stand
But where's your helpin' hand
Of being your ole handy man
I'm gettin' tired of wagging
Your woman's gettin' tired
Your woman's gettin' tired
Of being your ole handy man
But I love you, understand
Of being your ole handy man
I do everything for you
I've just made a decision

Your woman's gettin' tired

I've just made a decision
And I have to wash your back
Of being your ole handy man

Of being your ole handy man

But where's that helpin' hand
Your woman's gettin' tired