It's like that baby, ya don't stop
The windows of the train, wrote my name, about to do the walls
"You better be glad my name is Shock G
Right near the bottom where the booty and thigh meet
A pair of big, bubble butt freaks
Mostly people coming home from work, a couple of sisters and a fag
Had to pause, 'cause, two police
Sipping real slow and dipping real low so 5-O don't be tripping
My middle finger's riding down the line of the seam of her jeans
But those who go need to know that we're an elite fleet
Tried to slap me, caught her hand and said
But she don't seem to mind me
Yo, 2Pac is in the house, got a big grin on his face
I finished my brew with nothing to do, broke out cold made a
Being down I had to clown and make use of a situation
(Yeah, don't you know
I'm studying law, don't live too far, would love to cook you dinner"
I'd cold slap your ass and tell you have a nice day"
Pimp move to the next car looking for trouble
Officers get on, they barely fit on, the train was packed
'Cause my name is Shock you know that I like to rock one time
The Underground's doin' it to ya flowin' on the D-Line)
Yeah, you got the sound of The Underground
I seen you on Arsenio, what you doing on the train?"
Yes, this would have been a drag
I knocked the boots, the sneakers and the house shoes
We're standing back to back 'cause there was nothing left to sit on
I said, "I'm trying to stay normal", she said, "Really? That's a winner
The day I pulled out my fat marker and I wrote on
We picked more people up at Broadway Station
Rub the stubble under my chin and squeezed in between
She said, "Wait a minute, Shock G, I know that name
'Cause she was kind of cool though
Of very unique MC's and as a treat Jeremy programmed a beat
But then she shocked me, almost clocked me
Two Russet potato and bacon eating sisters
But I'm chilling with my tall can in my brown bag
Doing it to you in your ear orifice
So I'm rubbin' the girls booty behind me
One had too much make-up on but yo, I didn't diss her
Check it though, a minute or two later
And I'm sipping, your boy Shock was cold dipping
Both of them was cool enough to do you know
'Cause if my name was Dre, from NWA
I said, "Cool, bring your friend, I like the both of youse two"
I'm looking around to see who's down, realize I'm all alone
That I could flow on I'ma go on, the D-Train's about to roll on
