We picked more people up at Broadway Station
I'm looking around to see who's down, realize I'm all alone
Both of them was cool enough to do you know
Pimp move to the next car looking for trouble
Rub the stubble under my chin and squeezed in between
Right near the bottom where the booty and thigh meet
I finished my brew with nothing to do, broke out cold made a
So I'm rubbin' the girls booty behind me
Yeah, you got the sound of The Underground
She said, "Wait a minute, Shock G, I know that name
Had to pause, 'cause, two police
We're standing back to back 'cause there was nothing left to sit on
The day I pulled out my fat marker and I wrote on
Being down I had to clown and make use of a situation
Yes, this would have been a drag
It's like that baby, ya don't stop
I'm studying law, don't live too far, would love to cook you dinner"
I seen you on Arsenio, what you doing on the train?"
And I'm sipping, your boy Shock was cold dipping
My middle finger's riding down the line of the seam of her jeans
But I'm chilling with my tall can in my brown bag
I knocked the boots, the sneakers and the house shoes
Of very unique MC's and as a treat Jeremy programmed a beat
Officers get on, they barely fit on, the train was packed
I said, "I'm trying to stay normal", she said, "Really? That's a winner
'Cause my name is Shock you know that I like to rock one time
Doing it to you in your ear orifice
But then she shocked me, almost clocked me
Mostly people coming home from work, a couple of sisters and a fag
I'd cold slap your ass and tell you have a nice day"
Two Russet potato and bacon eating sisters
Tried to slap me, caught her hand and said
'Cause she was kind of cool though
The Underground's doin' it to ya flowin' on the D-Line)
The windows of the train, wrote my name, about to do the walls
Sipping real slow and dipping real low so 5-O don't be tripping
Yo, 2Pac is in the house, got a big grin on his face
But those who go need to know that we're an elite fleet
One had too much make-up on but yo, I didn't diss her
(Yeah, don't you know
That I could flow on I'ma go on, the D-Train's about to roll on
Check it though, a minute or two later
"You better be glad my name is Shock G
But she don't seem to mind me
'Cause if my name was Dre, from NWA
A pair of big, bubble butt freaks
I said, "Cool, bring your friend, I like the both of youse two"
