The Humpty Dance

The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
So just let me introduce myself
Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain
Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doin' the hump

I'm crazy allow me to amaze thee
Keep on doin' the Humpty Dance, and to the ladies
I use a word that don't mean nothin', like looptid

I get stoopid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid
No two people will do it the same
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Also told ya that I like to bite
Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me
Oh, yeah! Now that I told ya a little bit about myself
Both how I'm livin' and my nose is large
I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack
Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee
I give 'em more, see, and on the floor B
Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein' sincere
Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
I'm steppin' tall, y'all, and just like Humpty Dumpty
Once again, the Underground is in the house

My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty
I'm a freak I like the girls with the boom
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'

And my sound's laid down by the Underground
And now I'm gonna do my dance
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump
That's all right 'cause my body's in motion
I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
First I limp to the side like my leg was broken
My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed
Oh, yeah, that's the break, y'all
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump

Now gather round I'm the new fool in town

Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
And I even got my own dance
It's real easy to do check it out
All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance

Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump
So yo world I hope you're ready for me

Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
I like to rhyme, I like my beats funky
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid

Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump

It never stopped me from gettin' busy

Let's get stoopid!
White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
let me tell ya a little bit about this dance
They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me
Crazy wack funky
Humpin', funkin', jumpin', jig around, shakin' ya rump,

Hey yo fat girl, c'mere are ya ticklish?
People say "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'"
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump

I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits
'Cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear
I look funny, but yo I'm makin' money, see
But sometimes I get ridiculous
Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump

I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf
I'm spunky, I like my oatmeal lumpy
This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name
People say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty

Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to write
All the girls they adore me
And all the rappers in the top ten please allow me to bump thee
That's all right 'cause I get things cookin'
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
Yeah, I called ya fat look at me, I'm skinny
It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion
I sang on do whutcha like, and if ya missed it
Anyone can play this game
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
But ya can't get near me

You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me
and when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump
Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump

Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here
tell him step off, I'm doin' the Hump.
I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world,
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Oh, yeah, come on and break it down
I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants

Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump