The Humpty Dance

People say "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'"
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
Humpin', funkin', jumpin', jig around, shakin' ya rump,
All the girls they adore me
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump
Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
Now gather round I'm the new fool in town
No two people will do it the same

I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack
And I even got my own dance

Oh, yeah, that's the break, y'all
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
People say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty
That's all right 'cause I get things cookin'
Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to write

I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge
Both how I'm livin' and my nose is large
I use a word that don't mean nothin', like looptid
I'm a freak I like the girls with the boom
And my sound's laid down by the Underground
Crazy wack funky

That's all right 'cause my body's in motion
It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion
Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump

tell him step off, I'm doin' the Hump.
Yeah, I called ya fat look at me, I'm skinny

Oh, yeah, come on and break it down

'Cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear

Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'
It never stopped me from gettin' busy
I sang on do whutcha like, and if ya missed it
I'm crazy allow me to amaze thee
But ya can't get near me
It's real easy to do check it out
Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me

Anyone can play this game
Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here
Once again, the Underground is in the house
I get stoopid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid
I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice

I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants
I give 'em more, see, and on the floor B
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Let's get stoopid!
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump

Oh, yeah! Now that I told ya a little bit about myself
Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me
This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name
Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee
I like to rhyme, I like my beats funky
Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein' sincere
I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world,
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
Hey yo fat girl, c'mere are ya ticklish?

Also told ya that I like to bite
So just let me introduce myself
let me tell ya a little bit about this dance
I'm spunky, I like my oatmeal lumpy
I'm steppin' tall, y'all, and just like Humpty Dumpty
I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits
You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me

White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump

And all the rappers in the top ten please allow me to bump thee

Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain
But sometimes I get ridiculous
Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump

First I limp to the side like my leg was broken
Keep on doin' the Humpty Dance, and to the ladies
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
and when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump

And now I'm gonna do my dance

So yo world I hope you're ready for me
My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed
Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doin' the hump
I look funny, but yo I'm makin' money, see