Blow your mind so be careful, only take one at a time and
I need something for my woman, sure, I got guy packets cool
Now here, take a look at my selection
You're trippin' no, I'm serious, these are authentic
This one here says young black virgin, man this is crazy
Yeah, he's the packet man
And these here sell for bout 40 'cause you get two girls
But don't pull your money out yet, see there's one or two
Kinda cool, 20, 40, 60, 80 a hundred, sh move, here's my number
Well now you got me curious, I'm kind thinkin bout buyin' it
And get this, see the girl on the cover?
Yeah, he's the packet man
It's like a pill, you can either chew it up
And if your wife's got a headache and wants to hit the sack
Yeah, he's the packet man
Yeah, he's the packet man
Cool, let's make the deal these are 40, these are 80, and this
Okay, I want these two boxes of three and give my Blondy here
Either sit of lie down and you really should be naked
Bet it says Chinese girl, age 17, waist 24, hips 33
Yeah, he's the packet man
Narcs in this area that sweat me over here, yeah, this looks
Well what exactly do I get? Read what it says, look at the picture
Otherwise you're gonna mess up your clothes, know what I mean?
Yeah, he's the packet man
And call the packet man
But these are extra power, they last about a half an hour
You need to be as safe as you can there's only one thing
Cool, just trying to get your attention
In case you need to reach me again and remember
Three for ten dollars, it can't hurt to try it
One here is 10 just give me a hundred dollars, I'll call it even
I'm gonna have to splurge an get me a few of these things
But since you know everything, I'll make someone else a deal
Yeah, he's the packet man
Safer then using your hand dial that beeper number
Man, what are these, condoms? Uh uh, sex packets
This is more then just a dream, it's very realistic and it's gonna
Yeah, he's the packet man
Give me some of 'em, now let me tell you how to take it
Yeah, he's the packet man
So you can take a look at this invention
Wrong again, my man, this is way more real
How long do they last? Well it depends, let's see
Or like an alka-seltzer, dissolve it in a cup
You're not cheating at all, you're just poppin' a pill
Yeah, well I don't take hallucinogenics
It's cool, take a packet fool biochemically compacted sexual affection
You black out, and she becomes your lover
Yeah it says orgy right, and if you're married, it's no big deal
These cheap ones here are ten minutes
And that one that says orgy and, by the way
Now peep these, I got some more in my jacket
Yeah, he's the packet man
Yeah, he's the packet man
Never take one behind the wheel, you'll black out and hit a pole
