The Dude

But all the pussy he got was pussy he earned
That nothin' shit
Not too often seen in public, that's the dude
Don't talk shit, no

Early in the morning flippin', coffee sippin'

That nothin' shit
But he's higher than a fuck, you'll never catch him sober

Don't come talkin'
See he's known for smokin' skunk and gettin' drunk without knowin'

Don't come talkin'
Shouldn't do the shit he do but see the dude don't care
People spread rumors about him to bring him down
Hey, hey, here comes the dude

And them laws he don't bomb that nigga just keep dippin'
They got stories bout the dude the kids bragged when they saw him
You might need a yard stick
Don't play no funny games
He don't like to drive if he's been drinkin'
You need to thank him for ya gal he made her suck a little better
Who is it?
Don't play no funny games
Who is it?

But he'll drink while he's drivin'

Saw him last Tuesday in an old white somethin'
Round the dude
'Cause hoe you know it be on in a minute
And make them niggas get off it
Empty bottles of beer and empty rubbers everywhere

Smokin' on sweets while he's gettin' his nuts licked that's the dude
Countin' inches on his hard dick

He love makin' trash outta another niggas treasure
And he clowns and he jokes and he smokes and he hangs
Don't talk shit, no
Keep his eyes open for premeditated lynchin'
He's the dude
He makes bitches suck it
He's the dude
You wouldn't want him to finish
He jam old school music in his low slightly bumpin'
All his women quit him cause they got fucked over

But the dude don't disrespect but then he takes no shit
See the smoke in the air?
He don't debate he concentrate on survivin'
Round the dude
Bitches front 'em at the club they gettin' jab slapped, he don't cap
Who is it?
Hey, hey hell yeah, can't you tell?
He'll tell you to suck his dick
But if ya know him like I do you know he don't fuck around
'Cause bitches for dude dog, come a dime a dozen
He moves quick real slick, never been to the pen or the forum
“Who's that?”, “Man, that's the dude and he's a Goddamn fool”
Fuck one, let one suck his dick then find another

But if ya don't want nothin' leave him alone he be gone
Hey, hey, here comes the dude
Who is it?

Don't start shit with the dude
The dude been through hell
He'll fire up a sweet before you'll fire up yearn
But don't fuck over the dude one night he showed me a brain, no name
Get him some cigarettes, cigars and a Colt 4-0
Devin the Dude [Incomprehensible] house remix
To him that bring too much attention
He'll tell you to suck his dick
Half naked bitch with him with plenty of ass
Whatever it is hoe, you can hit him from a phone

He's so swift, he's so smooth, he's so calm, he's so cool dude

Don't be trippin' on niggas they see him walk in the store
Da da do dap, Bla do blap dap
Without payin' walk out that hoe so calm and so cool
He through about twenty bitches and hoes and he probably fucked yours
But if your bitch is in his ride then she's gettin' some dick
Some say he's nice and friendly but the niggas no fool
He's down to fight for his friends, die for his momma and kids
Niggas be placin' they bids tryin' to do like he do
Who is it?
Try to be where he's been but they get folded in two, he's the dude

I ain't gonna tell you all of his biz
He threw the deuces at your boy and continued to pass