She's all the news that's fit to print
It's just a pretty girl
It's so hard to believe
A silent footstep, that's all she wrote
It's in black and white
I know what to believe
Shit, that's all she wrote
It don't hold a candle, hold it to the light
In black and white
Inside information, taken down note by note
Headlines on my bathroom wall
It ain't right just because
In black and white, hey
You got no need to worry
I got a joker up my sleeve
Is this the scoop of the year
Captain Bob, he don't pay no dues, ah
The baby's gone to bed
Well, is this the news of the world
I got a joker up my sleeve
Treat him like a friend
Check it out, is it wrong or right
It ain't right just because
You know he's lookin' in my window
Dreaming dirty dreams in black and white and red
Tear him down again
Find yourself a hero
Aah aah
He's steppin' on my toes
It's in black and white
Well, now I got nothing to fear
You build him up and tear him down again
Don't want the truth and it goes to show
