So put on your jacket and stand your ground
You change just like the weather
If we turn and face it, the wind will come around
Don't have to chase it when it blows
The kinda girl I didn't oughta get
Says, "Come with me you hairy bum
You're a farmer's daughter
If you stay, it'll get better
Now I'm getting jail and torture
I can hear your tales and lies
And I could talk just right
The kinda girl I didn't wanna get
The kinda girl I didn't oughta get
And threw me in the can
But man this dumb and scraggy
Your daddy's face all pale
Wherever you go, it's bound to rain
But the weather, you know, will always change
You change just like the weather
I won't get no more eggs and water
Such a lucky daughter
You're a farmer's daughter
Wherever you go, it's bound to rain
It seems they're screaming law and order
I'll put you in my jail?"
He said, "What kind of man
Ha, what do ya think of that?
Why do I always get
Throwing up a brick
You say I'm dumb and scraggy
Could I come and see you here
Why did I always get
Wham, the door comes crashing down
'Cause I've married a rich man's daughter
No one came I threw one more
If you stay, it'll get better
She's a lucky daughter
Well, I stood under your bedroom window
When I go with anyone's daughter
It's been a long season and hard on our affections
And daddy hold your tongue
Why do I always get
You're a judge's daughter
Wherever you go, it's bound to rain
Your daddy came and banged my head
I think you're gonna die of fright
But the weather, you know, will always change
Woman, I should like some peace
But that's no reason to let go
When I tell you what I've done
Love's gonna have its highs and lows
Now I've got what I always fought for
But the weather, you know, will always change
That really did the trick
Is your daughter's baby's daddy
Now I've laid the farmer's daughter
If you stay, it'll get better
And do this every night?
'Cause I made the judge's daughter, yes I did, it was nice
You change just like the weather
You're a judge's daughter
Is this that's hanging 'round my girl"
Imagine, I was a full-grown man