Seven days, seven nights
She had her hair done yesterday
Now my love is richer than rich
When I say we've been invited
Some will rise and some will fall
Don't help me, I'll help myself
Now we're going to the palace
When it's payment on delivery
Some will come to nothing at all
How can you be sure it's me
To lead me to my darkest hour
Now we're going to the palace
Working till you got it right
'Cause I studied mathematics
The strangest people have the power
When I say we've been invited
I'll pull some crackers off the shelf
Oh, my love is so excited
Oh, my love is so excited
Dressing up for tea with Alice
Dressing up for tea with Alice
Watching you guys having fun
Graduated without honors
Two in the hand and one in the bush
I'm just lying here in the sun
Now she's coming out to play
First you pull then you push
