Information Travels Faster

Information travels faster in the modern age, in the modern age
And forget that we'd ever met and what did or did not occur
As our days are crawling by so slowly
Information travels faster in the modern age, in the modern age

As our days are crawling by so slowly
Information travels faster in the modern age, in the modern age
That you can look into the mirror and objectively rank your wounds
Sitting in the station, it's all a blur

As our days are crawling by so slowly
Sewing circles are not solely based in trades of cloth
There are spinsters all around here taking notes, reporting on us as
You're in debt and completely fooled

And here's the kicker of this whole shebang
Information travels faster in the modern age, in the modern age
Of dance hall hips, pretentious quips, a boxer's bob and weave