Intro

Glad to be on the show, thank you
Bloodsucking Freaks, just like your mama
I'm going to ask an amount of four questions

What does Touche et Lele Pu mean?
Okay now that we've met the contestants, let's get to the game
Okay, contestant number 4
Now, you out there in the audience can answer along with them
And I'm gonna win all the money, gonna win all the money, see ya
Excuse me, um, my name is, um, P.A. Mase
And you will try to answer them correctly
Alright, contestant number 2

How many feathers are on a Purdue chicken?
Just to be on this show, you know it's gonna be swell
How ya doin', Al? Just came all the way down from Wichitaw
I like Twizzlers and I like the Alligator Bob

Hello, my name us, uh, Plug One, and uh

Contestant number one
Let me tell you a little bit about myself
Now that we know the questions
Hello, my name is Prince Paul, and I'm just

How many times did the Bat mobile catch a flat?
How are you doing, contestants? Alright, yo mama
So fellas, tell us a little bit about yourselves
And my favorite drama movie is um

Okay, contestant number 3
We'll let the contestants think them over
I'm from Australia and I'm just glad to be here

How many fibers are intertwined in a Shredded Wheat biscuit?