She's a B-K mademoiselle
Well, it was a Wednesday
And some Jelly stuff on her sleeve
And a glass of milk and some cookies
Bitties in the BK Lounge, all they do is beg and they scrounge
With one hand that punk I could snap, the kid is so skinny
Look to this 'cause I had no name tag on my collar
Your sister's flipping burgers and your momma's frying fries
The smell that should have been left to Masingel
You bow tie wearing, clocking and staring
That a fly can be swatted by a BK tray by the way yo, here's yours
Yeah, I know your man, the biggest punk in school
I know where you live and I know that your soft
Spotted in the mist was a BK logo
And O' with quick velocity honey was mesmerized
And write me out an autograph?"
Oh yeah, it's you, now I recognize
Forget about the order I made, I'll go get a slice of pizza instead
I know your just upset because you cant get the rat/wrap
Now give them a hand, its the BK clan
"What's the name of that song you sing?"
Selling devil rock to the fiends and the fools!
Me and Boss Hog was kinda hungry
This chick thought I was trying to play fly
Excuse me, would you take my order I have to go
Yeah, what time is it?
Yo man we have any milk?
Dread locks fallen all over me and then I said, "Yeah, now we'll see"
And since I know you need it, I'll go elsewhere dummy
But me and Hogg just laughed, and laughed
"Ain't you that guy?", "Ain't you that girl"
Why don't you come over to the counter
But we be livin' fat
Ha ha ha, I had to laugh
Took my hat off and that was it
Of your polyester pants and their oh so high waters
Bitties in the BK Lounge, all they do is beg and they scrounge
Ripped uniform and bottom bell
Bitties in the BK Lounge, the bitties in the BK Lounge
Look, you don't have to play fly in here
What we said, well what do you know
So you can't talk garbage about who I am
Band Aid on my finger?"
And I ain't your chick"
Look at what you do all day but take orders
I got to much family to heed your threats
You're as booty as they come and you dress like a geek
Well, aren't we living foul
She said, "I ain't your girl
Are you a family man?
Yo, can I interest you in some burgers and fries?
Shashawna's got a real job, dag don't you know
It's your father he just finished mooping the floor
And then Boss Hog hollar
I know your just sweating me to kill the noise
Now B-K workers is too damn rude
My shoes cost more than you make in two weeks
"De La Soul, right?", "No Tracy Chapman"
'Cause you know you can't diss me but your pissing me off
'Cause I had a pair of blue jeans on
Could be pissed 'cause she's clocking 2.45 an hour
Better yet pour it down the pants and let the acid kill
Here comes one more
"Living in a fast car," I said
Don't know, well I'll tell you
I could buy you and sell you for pennies, young man
"Girl you better make this quick"
But your stomachs always big from the sexual slip ups
I had an idea and lickity split
Well I shouldn't be surprized
Let me make you a deal, take the soda free and jet
I think there's something you should understand
Speaking of fat, would you like a diet soda?
I don't know, what day is it?
Don't even try that shit, oh damn look, what?
Speaking of foul how bout some chicken for the cow?
I think you Chubby for my man is living slack
She was quick with the Bic just to get that autograph
Oops I meant you sorry for the mix up
Bitties in the BK Lounge, the bitties in the BK Lounge
Don't you see I'm trying to put this
Like two eggs, and a slop beef slice of lettuce
The real real bitty with the fake fake eyes
Young girl, won't you take my order?
I try to be nice and help the poor make money
I can tell your fly by the weave that you wear but you must be aware
Yes you can, but you can keep your lies
Lingering, I can tell
She said, "Yeah, but right now I'm sorta busy
'Cause less fat on you would spare us all the odor
