Put my good car in the front yard
Appalachian Roadside Modern Art, yeah, modern art
Well, I'm gonna drive to West Virginia
And now I've got a gallery
Buy myself a shack
Block it up on jacks
I'll have a monument to Henry Ford
Roll 'em over onto the roof
Where my front yard used to lay
I got it hidden 'round in the backyard
'Til it's rusted just enough to display
You can roll 'em up on one side
Workin' every day
Buy your own favorite spot
But I found a better way
But hey now, don't you go thinkin' that's just a car
Get you a big old front yard
I got tired of workin' for nothin'
Start yourself a parkin' lot
A monument to Chevrolet
But it's only goin' to be a few days
Listen here buddy, that's a work of art
Well, I'm-a workin' on a '49 Ford
You can leave 'em on the avenue
You can push 'em down into the creek bed
I'm gonna bust a couple windows
Brought to you by Eastern Mountain
And when I roll it on down by the road
That was America's finest form of transportation
Then I'm gonna take me a couple wheels off
Fix it with a plastic sheet
I just built myself a sculpture
All I'm tryin' to do brought to you by
Roll 'em down into the creek
So bring your car to West Virginia
Eastern Mountain Appalachian Roadside Modern Art
Don't you think it needs just a little celebration
Bills made me a poor man
