Beating up the wrong guy
But her friend is nowhere to be seen
Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know
But the film is a saddening bore
For she's lived it ten times or more
It's about to be writ again
And her daddy has told her to go
As they ask her to focus on
To the seat with the clearest view
It's on Amerika's tortured brow
Take a look at the lawman
Beating up the wrong guy
Sailors fighting in the dance hall
She could spit in the eyes of fools
He's in the best selling show
And she's hooked to the silver screen
He's in the best selling show
It's the freakiest show
That Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow
'Cause I wrote it ten times or more
Now the workers have struck for fame
Oh man! Look at those cavemen go
Rule Britannia is out of bounds
'Cause Lennon's on sale again
Sailors fighting in the dance hall
As I ask you to focus on
But her mummy is yelling "No"
Is there life on Mars?
Oh man! look at those cavemen go
See the mice in their million hordes
Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know
From Ibeza to the norfolk broads
Now she walks through her sunken dream
But the film is a saddening bore
Take a look at the Lawman
To my mother, my dog, and clowns
It's the freakiest show